50 Things to do to make your teacher feel uncomfortable
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1. Whenever they walk past you get all your friends to stare at them
2. Lick your text book in front of them, if they ask why you did that say “What would you rather me lick your text book?”
3. Itch your head for the entire lesson
4. Leave notes on your teachers desk saying “have you checked the children”
5. If another teacher/students knocks on the door during class scream ‘WE’RE UNDER ATTACK’ and get everyone into combat position. (includes a bit of pre-planning)
6. Instead of bringing a pencil case to class put all your equipment in a picnic basket
7. When they are standing behind you breathe really loudly and continue to do your work
8. If you have to write a story copy the first chapter of harry potter in the philosophers stone and hand it in
9. Bring a drink bottle into class and spill it, then go ask to refill it then spill it again etc etc
10. When your teachers in earshot talk about how you got smashed on the weekend and stole someone’s car
8 things good boyfriends should do more
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Translated from German:
Give her one of the hooded sweaters your so everyone knows she is your
Look into her eyes when you talk to her
Let her fool around with your hair
Look at her like she’s the only girl you see
Tickle her even if she says stop
When she gets mad at you, say you love her
Let her sleep in your arms
Be up with her all night when she is sick
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