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25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or
24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British
monarch upside down.
22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not
to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t
have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
20. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a
19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
18. Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of
rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.
17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants
– even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
16. In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a
constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.
15. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.
14. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
13. In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow
practice a day.
12. In London, Freemen are allowed to take a flock of sheep across London
Bridge without being charged a toll; they are also allowed to drive geese
down Cheapside.
11. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing
10. In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only
if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
9. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet
7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and
from staying after sunset.
6. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient
city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
5. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limits
and also to “own” a pet – the town’s citizens, legally speaking, are merely
“pet minders”.
4. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to
wear false teeth.
3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is
forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the
property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen – in
case she needs the bones for her corset.

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  1. BlahBlahBlah
    August 31st, 2011 at 07:56 | #1

    Number 13 = WTH???!!! That’s complete rubbish!

  2. idubfivbuifbs
    October 1st, 2011 at 08:58 | #2

    its still technicly in the ‘book of laws’or what ever they jst cant be bothered to remove it or enforce it :/

  3. failwhale
    October 3rd, 2011 at 01:23 | #3

    Most of those laws are completely made up, especially 13. In England, they have no formal written constitution, so you don’t need to remove any laws for them to not exist..

  4. asdirnlk
    November 9th, 2011 at 14:48 | #4

    Seems spongebob can’t drive in Alabama then…

  5. asdfparty!!
    July 30th, 2012 at 22:57 | #5

    #14 makes no scense