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OMG! 99 facts Guys wish Girls knew about them <3

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1. Guys prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys love a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys love it when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Guys hate it when girls talk about their period

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

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  1. Sammeh
    August 29th, 2010 at 22:59 | #1

    So basically this is to make guys look like assholes. WTF?

  2. ryanizzle
    August 29th, 2010 at 23:56 | #2

    93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

    wtf ? if i girl did this to me i’d never talk to her again. some of these tips are stupid. e.g boys hate it when you talk about your period …i dont mind its only natural. theres others i just cba to read back now

  3. JEQP
    August 30th, 2010 at 00:35 | #3

    99. Guys will always stop short of completing what they promised…

  4. Karli
    August 30th, 2010 at 00:41 | #4

    This was written by a girl, for sure.

  5. Meo
    August 30th, 2010 at 02:39 | #5


    For Sure

  6. Skylar.
    August 30th, 2010 at 04:42 | #6

    I’ve got 99 problems but a stupid fan page ain’t one.

  7. Mason
    August 30th, 2010 at 04:59 | #7

    This is some corny stuff. This is stupid and written by a girl.

  8. A boy
    August 30th, 2010 at 06:10 | #8

    This is freakin retarded. Obviously written by a girl who doesn’t know much about how guys really think

  9. Ace
    August 30th, 2010 at 06:20 | #9

    Some of the points are good but the rest makes us look like some kind of retarded automatic robots with no brains of our own? I like it when I girl cooks or treats me like my mom does but damn some of the situations here would make me slap that girl LOL (if she follows those tips obviously).

    August 30th, 2010 at 08:24 | #10

    Many points are very accurate but some of them are just way off

  11. realist
    August 30th, 2010 at 22:40 | #11

    I can think of atleast 99 reasons why the guy/gal who came up with this list is mentally retarded

  12. Darkguy
    August 31st, 2010 at 04:54 | #12

    a guy should write the girl version

  13. this is just shit.
    August 31st, 2010 at 09:33 | #13

    89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

    umm, wtf?

  14. anonymous
    August 31st, 2010 at 18:39 | #14

    88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

    if thats true then i feel… confused is that really true

  15. Anonymous
    September 1st, 2010 at 03:28 | #15

    Lol wow thats so so true! @JEQP

  16. Megan
    September 1st, 2010 at 03:29 | #16

    HAHAHAA WOW!! That is so true.@JEQP

  17. Tiburonsvh
    September 1st, 2010 at 10:39 | #17

    Some were acceptable others were complete bull and i agree definately made by a girl

  18. Kyo
    September 1st, 2010 at 12:29 | #18

    Parts of this really made it feel like this was taken from a pseudo-Victorian “How to be a Proper Lady” manual, or something. :/

  19. You’re Retarded
    September 1st, 2010 at 19:46 | #19

    Some of these are retarded, like 89 and 93.

    89: Sorry, I don’t see how you can measure who is more loving based on just that.
    93: If my girlfriend did that to me, then I’d really can’t sleep.

  20. Jen Barber
    September 2nd, 2010 at 00:33 | #20

    What’s a EUR™ weakness?

  21. justaguy
    September 2nd, 2010 at 03:28 | #21

    dude, im gonna be honest, most of that stuff is true, the guys that replied are just trying to protect their pride more than people care, dude, just say it, its all/mostly true, yes a few weren’t exactly true about ALL guys, but most of it was COMPLETELY TRUE

  22. Brit
    September 3rd, 2010 at 12:59 | #22

    ok, newb. All of this crap on this list is based off of some unrealistic romance movie that has brain washed you into subliminal media idealism. Snap back into reality and stop being such a pussy.

  23. alastair
    September 4th, 2010 at 08:58 | #23

    If a guy loves you, and it’s real, then why would you need 98 tips to be different?
    This is the kind of creepy stuff that turn guys away from girls.

  24. haaa
    September 4th, 2010 at 18:08 | #24

    do i sense a twilight addict writing this? . . .fucking stupid list

  25. Gabe Newell
    September 4th, 2010 at 18:46 | #25


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