Top 10 Weirdest Laws In California

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1. A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.

2. Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

3. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

4. A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.

5. Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

6. Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

7. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

8. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

9. In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

10. In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

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  1. man
    May 13th, 2010 at 21:40 | #1


  2. Andrew
    May 14th, 2010 at 04:24 | #2

    Why is #2 weird? My city has that law.

  3. hey, andrew
    May 15th, 2010 at 09:54 | #3

    because you should be able to park your fucking car on the street in front of your own house, no questions asked!

  4. Susie
    May 16th, 2010 at 11:08 | #4

    They must have had some incidents that required them to make these laws, which makes me really question some people 0.0

  5. Passer
    May 16th, 2010 at 12:14 | #5

    Oh gosh. This is weird. Who on earth would do this :
    8. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. -.-

  6. joe poxy
    May 16th, 2010 at 13:46 | #6

    no, question is, why would you beat your wife with a belt wider than 2 inches
    …well, no, the real question is why would they permit you to beat your wife with something equal or smaller than 2 inches O_O
    horrible law

  7. josh
    May 16th, 2010 at 14:32 | #7

    Actually the question is why only $500 for nuking within city limits?

  8. AlphaOwnage
    May 16th, 2010 at 14:43 | #8

    No riding a bike in the swimming pool haha!

  9. scott
    May 16th, 2010 at 17:26 | #9

    7. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. i get oral all the time wtf

  10. dane
    May 16th, 2010 at 20:09 | #10

    i think 10 should go before 9. it would be funnier.

  11. A
    May 17th, 2010 at 01:00 | #11

    lol dane!

  12. asskiesturnblack
    May 17th, 2010 at 09:14 | #12

    7. Giving or receiving of oral sex is prohibited

    Isn’t Cali the centre of porn?

  13. someone
    May 17th, 2010 at 10:26 | #13

    aw :( i always bicycle in my swimming pool.

  14. Anonymous
    May 18th, 2010 at 19:16 | #14

    Yes LA is absolutely the center of the Porn Industry. And the only good reason I can think of why men can beat their wives with a belt less than 2 inches wide is cuz a lot of dudes down there must like rough sex.

  15. Anonymous
    May 20th, 2010 at 13:43 | #15

    what the fuck?

  16. Anonymous
    May 20th, 2010 at 14:37 | #16

    I would hope there was a law against nuking a city

  17. sdf
    May 21st, 2010 at 06:56 | #17

    what the fuck, oral sex? that’s a lie.

  18. Nice one…
    May 23rd, 2010 at 10:19 | #18

    Bahahaha, #5. When I was 6, I pushed my tricycle into the pool. x]

  19. Anonymous
    June 1st, 2010 at 08:29 | #19

    #2 isn’t weird….

  20. michael
    June 6th, 2010 at 11:46 | #20

    wait no blowjobs………… i cant get head

  21. CaligurlwillBLOWurmind;)
    June 19th, 2010 at 16:39 | #21

    I live in Cali those laws are fake or really really really really old!! Theres no oral sex law, beating ur wife, and underwear thing and other stuff…. The bike thing I have no idea cuz I live in San Fran and therz a lot of hippies lol! But the cowboy boots thing is absolutely false!

  22. dang.
    June 20th, 2010 at 17:15 | #22

    muahahahaha can’t do the oral, eh?
    thats some BULLSHIT.
    everyone be tryna get that oral in cali.

  23. Anon
    July 21st, 2010 at 19:17 | #23

    2 inches is so small it couldn’t hurt anyone

  24. Quijano
    August 6th, 2010 at 07:53 | #24

    #8… Where to find 1999 sheep?…

  25. Anonymous
    August 12th, 2010 at 13:21 | #25

    funny shit man aha

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