99 facts a guy NEVER tells a girl

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1. Guys prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys love a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys love it when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Guys hate it when girls talk about their period

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame
themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

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  1. danieee
    May 21st, 2010 at 05:03 | #1


  2. Anonymous
    May 21st, 2010 at 05:41 | #2

    Alot (read: all) of these are incredibly generalizing. Everyone is unique.

  3. Anonymous
    May 21st, 2010 at 08:05 | #3

    66 is right on, but 88 and 89 are absolutely ridiculous.

    This is from a guys point of view. Especially 88, how could you possibly know that a girl’s boy best friend loves you more than that girl’s boyfriend? Makes no sense.

  4. Tino
    May 21st, 2010 at 15:47 | #4

    Wow, most of these are really stupid. And sexist. Way to go, idiot who wrote this. Also, I’m pretty sure my boyfriend would disagree with most of these, seeing as neither of us fit the generalized stereotypes in this.

    Are there any other females (or males, I guess) offended by this?

  5. TZM
    May 22nd, 2010 at 04:00 | #5

    Most of this list is garbage, the rest are lucky guesses and common sense…

  6. me!
    May 22nd, 2010 at 10:47 | #6

    i like most of them but then again i like lists that arent telling ppl how to get someone to kick urs ass so i like this list

  7. A girl
    May 22nd, 2010 at 10:54 | #7

    Uh, Tino?
    Unless you’re male, you don’t REALLY have a say. It’s what goes on through a guy’s head, not girls. So if you think it’s complete bullshit, your opinion doesn’t necessarily count. Some of these are stereotypes, of course, because no list is perfect, and not ALL will apply to all guys, but if it’s written by guys… Then, well, yeah.
    And how can a female be offended by this…?

  8. A Guy
    May 23rd, 2010 at 07:08 | #8

    Sounds like 99 shots in the dark to me, and obviously written by a girl. A few seem spot-on, but most seem like guesses and generalizations.

  9. Tom
    May 23rd, 2010 at 10:33 | #9

    This was obviously written by a girl.

  10. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 12:12 | #10

    First of all, I’d like to say that a lot of these are pretty close to true, if not true. However, 88 and a few others after that completely threw me off.. I know 88 is completely wrong, due to some stuff that happened over a year ago. 93 isn’t always true either.

  11. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 12:14 | #11

    100: ALL guys hate it when you talk about how hot another guy/celebrity is. Even if you’re just friends.

  12. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 19:53 | #12

    There’s over 3 billion men on Earth, how can a list like this ever be close to accurate?

  13. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 23:18 | #13

    Calm yourselves people.. its a list :L
    though i really don’t see why a girl is offended by this..? :L
    i reckon a few of these seem pretty accurate when you apply them to the way guys behave, and I’m a girl and.. tbh i think 93 is simply a line said by guyss who still haven’t got all their pubes :) i hate that line :L

  14. Bobby Johansen
    May 24th, 2010 at 07:24 | #14

    This is extremely generalizing, but it is indeed just a list. Everything on here is completely opinionated, and if your opinion does or doesn’t match, that doesn’t mean that it is or isn’t right.

  15. A guy
    May 24th, 2010 at 09:08 | #15

    I actually agree with a lot of these and I am a guy…

  16. Anonymous
    May 24th, 2010 at 09:16 | #16

    True or false, Guys care about the girls weight?
    Answer guys please.

  17. Anonymous
    May 25th, 2010 at 06:18 | #17

    okay so guys hate when girls overreact. sure. but i would say they also very much want you to tell them how you feel about something rather than ignore it.

  18. A guy in Arizona
    May 27th, 2010 at 04:43 | #18

    Most of this reminds me about how i think about my girl best friend who i really care about. A few of them are kinda out there, but i agree with the majority of the list in my case

  19. Dan
    May 28th, 2010 at 13:01 | #19

    forgot 101 guys think twilight sucks

  20. Anonymous
    May 29th, 2010 at 14:10 | #20

    not really, as long s you dont like have a muffin top or are extremely thin or ectremely overweight. (in my case, some of my friends would disagree) @Anonymous

  21. A guy in AZ
    May 29th, 2010 at 14:12 | #21

    Tino, get the fuck over yourself.

  22. someonee.
    June 3rd, 2010 at 05:08 | #22

    aww this is cute (:

  23. Anonymous
    June 3rd, 2010 at 09:16 | #23

    I’ve now read two of these shitty groups and have found a startling contradiction.
    2) Guys love flirts
    others have said “Guys hate flirts”
    I can damn well guarantee these groups are made by girls who have no idea wtf they are talking about.

  24. meg
    June 4th, 2010 at 03:38 | #24


  25. Anonymous
    June 4th, 2010 at 16:13 | #25

    This group is shit. Its so biased and untrue and 1 or 2 are sexist (like saying that “all” girls like romance novels) and generalized… Whoever made this is A) a guy who this is true for B) idiot girls who wish this was true for all or C) IDIOTS :)

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