10 Of The Most EMBARRASSING Stories Ever !!!

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1. The Revolving Door Disaster.

This happened to me last year, the summer after I graduated college.

I was rushing around my apartment packing for a trip to Mexico with my boyfriend when I realized I should buy a bathing suit. I decided to make a quick trip to the mall. I threw on one of my boyfriend’s old button-up shirts and a pair of jeans. I didn’t wear a bra because I thought it would save time trying bikini tops on and my breasts are really perky anyway so no one would notice.

Well, I got to the mall and found a bathing suit in record time, but as I was leaving…disaster struck.

I exited the mall through the main entrance, which has this big plaza area and a huge revolving door to the parking lot.

I stepped into the door just behind this guy, figuring he knew I was behind him. Well, he didn’t, and without realizing I was there he suddenly turned and pushed the door in the opposite direction. I felt something pulling me back very tightly, and realized by baggy shirt had gotten caught in the door. I just panicked and started straining forward, and the worst possible thing happened: the buttons of my shirt popped off almost all at once, leaving me completely topless. With most of my shirt now caught in the door, it stopped moving, leaving me trapped inside. My hands were still caught in the cuffs of my shirt, so my arms were pinned behind me and there was no way to cover up. Groups of people were gathering on the sidewalk in front of me who had wanted to get into the mall, and I’m sure there were a lot of people inside who wanted to get out. I tried to pull my arms free, but that only made my breasts press up against the glass, a real treat for the teenage guys outside with their cell-phone cameras. I just had to stand there and wait for a maintenance guy while they all laughed and stared-it took about twenty minutes but if felt like an eternity!

I still can’t go to a mall without blushing, much less use a revolving door!

2. Swimming Pool Disaster.

I am a 19 yr. old male and frequently skinny dip at night in my pool outback. One night my parents were away for the weekend and after a long day and party night I grabbed a couple of beers, shed my clothes and headed outside to the pool. I slipped into the pool for a swim, lay on the deck under the midnight sky and had a couple of the beers. I decided to lay on the raft under the moonlight and relax as I floated naked in the pool…

The next thing I know I am being woken at about 8:00 a.m. by the birds chirping, the sun in my eyes and greeted by the stares of the neighbour’s 17 yr. old daughter at poolside as she was leaving for work the next day!!

I had fallen asleep under the stars and slept through the night floating on the raft! When I awoke I was stark naked floating in the middle of the pool with a huge morning hard on sticking straight up.

As the neighbour stared at me in amazement and shock, I had nowhere to hide, no clothes, no towel, nothing to cover with……just the neighbour, myself and my cock for all to see.

To add insult to injury… our pool can be seen from the alley behind our home and I will never know who else saw me that morning??

3. A First (and last) time for everything - Thats Embarrassing!!

It was summer and what better way to enjoy a hot summers day than spending the day out at the Public swimming pools, Well thats exactly what me, my boyfriend and my other mates did.

The day started off really well until I got “mary” if you know what I mean,(My Period), well I didn’t have any pads at the time but my best friend had tampons. I’ve never used one before so I decided there is a first time for everything.

It all went well, I felt weird but it was a realy hot day and there was no way that anything like this was going to stop me from swimming, so I got changed into my bikini and headed on out, but what happened next had me wishing I never left those change rooms.

My boyfriend and his mates followed me behind and what caught my boyfriends eyes was a piece of string hanging out from my bikini bottom, he came up closer and told me that stitching of my bikini was coming undone so he pulled the piece of string hanging out, and later noticed that, that wasn’t the only thing that came with the string.

Everyone stared at the both of us and started laughing out so loud that I ran straight back into the change rooms and didn’t come out until my boyfriend came in to apologise and begged me to come out.

I’ve never been able to wear tampons since then!!!

4. Blame the dog! - Thats Embarrassing!!

I decided to get pretty smashed one night, when i got back the wife moaned at me real good. She really p*ssed me off, so when I got up next morning, and I really had to fart, I got up and went to her side of the bed to get closest to her face. I thought..”take this!”, dropped my shorts and let fart fly…

Well, it was wet and loaded! Shit all over her face and arms. Scared, I jumped over the bed and took a shower. I heard her shouting “watch out for the damn dog, he just sh*t all over everything!”. I heard a yelp and she was swinging the dog by the tail and threw his poor ass outside.

I finally confessed a few weeks later.

Now Im the one living in the doghouse 10 Of The Most EMBARRASSING Stories Ever !!!

5. Lighting a fart

I’m the youngest of three brothers. We were each born about four years apart. When I was about thirteen my oldest brother came home from college and I was real happy to see him. I thought I’d celebrate by showing him something my middle brother had shown me.

We lived in a split-level home. My oldest brother came in and went downstairs to the den and sat down. I grabbed a box of matches, ran downstairs, did a baseball slide on the floor and started to roll backwards with my bum sticking straight up in the air. I struck a match, lit a fart, and then I sat up laughing just like the Beavis and Butthead type I truly was.

However, instead of laughing, my brother looked like he could kill me.

“I want you to turn around and apologize to her right now!”, he yelled. Uh oh! I turned and looked at the corner and there sat a girl he had brought home to meet the family. I’ve never seen such a confused, disgusted look on anyone’s face before or since.

Well, now she’s my sister-in-law of over thirty years and we still laugh about it from time to time.

6. The Baby Monitor

My sister was having a BBQ at her house, and said I could bring a friend, so I brought my boyfriend. We got bored as it was only family there, so we decided to sneak upstairs for a quickie. We went into the spare room and got to it as quick as we could. When we were done I looked round and saw the baby monitor-which was on!!!!!. We went back downstairs, hoping everyone was still outside, but found my aunt and gran sat in the lounge right by the monitor reciever. They never said a thing but we got a few disapproving looks!!!

7. The Spider

We had a guys night out planned and everything was going great, the drinks were flowing and everyone was having a great time.

It was getting late on and we were all a bit too drunk, i staggered towards the toilet and went in, as i went in i noticed a big spider running across the floor and i shout “WOO THATS A BIG ONE” all the guys in the toilet turn round and give me a dirty look.

I briefly tried to explain about the spider but it didnt work, i was so embarrased.

8. The Hoover

I live alone, one day i went to vacuum and it didnt pick up so well - I turned it up side down,(it was an upright type vacuum). All i was wearing was cut off shorts - with the strings hanging down as they do.

I thought id turn it on from that upright position,to see if everything worked right, using my foot to hit on switch. It turned on, pulling those strings into the beater bar - ALONG WITH MY PEN*S!!…It started to really hurt at this point,i lost my balance, couldnt reach the switch…and was turning pale now, i remembered i talked to my neighbour last so redial her was the plan, got the phone and I told her “come fast im hurt”.

As she was trying to untangle me, she told me to undo my pants, I told her I had no underwear on, but she is a nurse so it wasnt a concern for her - off they came.

Just as i was about to sit down on chair before i passed out, in the door comes my girlfriend, hears only her voice, and sees me sitting naked on edge of chair!! Needless to say to this day she dosnt beleive me..

This is true..God i wish it wasnt.

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  1. :)
    May 11th, 2010 at 10:03 | #1


  2. Hope
    June 21st, 2010 at 13:17 | #2


  3. Anonymous
    June 25th, 2010 at 09:04 | #3

    that was funny lol

  4. LOL
    June 25th, 2010 at 11:14 | #4

    HAHA that would suck so bad.

  5. Anonymous
    June 26th, 2010 at 12:13 | #5

    In… What, fourth or firth grade, I was obsessed with the “goucho” pants. One day, we had free-dress at my school and I wore them. Later on that day, I had to go to the bathroom. On my way back, right as I was stepping through the doorway to the classroom, my foot got caught on the end of those stupid baggy pants. The pants got pulled down. Who knows how low they went. I quickly pulled them back up again, hoping no one saw.

  6. Anonymous
    June 29th, 2010 at 13:16 | #6


  7. Anonymous
    July 27th, 2010 at 01:14 | #7

    I was on my way to the shop, i was wearing shorts and a top. It was like any other normal day until i got to the shop. so i went to go get some thing and my friend seen me and wanted to pull a prank on me, everyone could see what my x-bestfriend did to me, it was really not nice. she pulled my shorts down and not knowing that she pulled my pants down aswell, wasnt really a nice thing. She tryed to apoligise but i wouldnt take it because now when ever i go down to the shop and i see people who seen me that day would laugh at me as they did when they seen me that day when it all happened!

  8. Anonymous
    July 31st, 2010 at 13:19 | #8

    I was 8 months pregnant and taking my mid terms in college when I notice my shirt was wet from breast milk and it had gotten all over my paper!

  9. someone
    September 27th, 2010 at 03:09 | #9

    looooooooooooooooool ^^^^^^^^

  10. MooImmaFish
    December 29th, 2010 at 09:00 | #10

    Take it Down!
    It was a few years back, and I had my boyfriend over.
    I was only a teenager, and I told my boyfriend to wait in he living room until I came back.
    You see, I had spilt some coke all over my clothes and went upstairs and in my room to change.
    Since I was in a huge hurry, I didn’t realize I put on reall baggy shorts and a VERY loose shirt. My boyfriend came in to see what took me so long, and out of shock, I tripped over him, my shirt getting caught and torn off me on the door and my pants falling off, both of us landing on my bed!
    Most embarrissing thing though, my DAD happened to come home and he ran in my bedroom, to see us lying on my bed, me in my undies on top of my boyfriend!
    Let’s say after that, I never was allowed to date without a parent in the room.

  11. Some Random Bloke
    July 7th, 2011 at 01:35 | #11

    i had just came out a shower wen my mom pulled up
    and asked me to give her a hand in with the grocery
    bags from the car , it was about 15:30hrs
    so i says to hell with it i will just dash out with my towel around me,
    2 secs it’ll take.So i goes out, gets to the car
    lifts about 3 bags in each hand and starts headin back towards the garden.
    When out of no-where, my 16 year old step sister runs up behind me whips my towel off runs passed me into the house and locks the door. It was quick as a flash and bcoz i had all the shoppin bags in my hands i cldnt do nothing about it. My mom seein wot had happened laughed and drove away knowing she was not gettin in the house for a while. Then my sister came out locked the door and put the keys thru the letterbox i had to wait another 2hrs 50 mins for my mom to return with my step sister and most of the residents of my street laughing at me

  12. Mark
    March 5th, 2012 at 19:25 | #12

    First story is such bullshit. Then a cucumber fell out of my purse and landed right between my breasts and i couldnt move it cuz my hands were stuck


  13. Mark
    March 5th, 2012 at 19:27 | #13