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Facebook Fan Page: The LAD Bible
The Lad Point System
Thou must gauge how much of a lad you are by the point system
1 point
Pulling a wench on a night out (1)
Backing up a fellow lad even if they’re wrong (1)
Ignoring your wenches phone call for Fifa (1)
Throwing punches at your mate for scoring a Jew goal on Fifa (1)
Using a wenches expensive shampoo and conditioner on your pubes because their worth it (1)
Always abiding by shotgun (1)
Living life by the Lad Bible (1)
2 points
Pulling a grenade to wing a fellow lad (2)
Spreading your seed on a night out (2)
Bashing and dashing (2)
Ignoring a wenches calls and text because your watching the footy (2)
Wearing your retro England footy shirt on holiday (2)
Asking your mates mum if she thinks the wench on page 3 has nice chebs (2)
Being honest with a mate about his car .. when Jeremy Clarkson has ridiculed it (2)
Farting so that everyone has to leave the room (2)
3 points
Spreading your seed on a wenches face when she least expects it (3)
Steaming in when your palls in trouble and throwing windmills even if you don’t connect (3)
Taking the dirt track because the river is running red (3)
Throwing a friends drink over them because they ordered half a pint (3)
Sleeping with the Fat girl because your mates have challenged you (3)
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Facebook Fan Page: 50 hilarious ways to get a detention
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
Facebook Fan Page: 8 things good boyfriends should do more
Translated from German:
Give her one of the hooded sweaters your so everyone knows she is your
Look into her eyes when you talk to her
Let her fool around with your hair
Look at her like she’s the only girl you see
Tickle her even if she says stop
When she gets mad at you, say you love her
Let her sleep in your arms
Be up with her all night when she is sick
Facebook Fan Page: The Student Bible
So what if Jesus turned water into wine…I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus…
1)Thou must follow the student bible
2)Thou must get absolutely hammered in Freshers week
3)Thou must participate and excel in drinking games
4)Thou must be honest when playing I have never
5)Thou must be extremely hungover for the whole of introduction week
6)Thou must not cook thy own food
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