Mind Blowing Prophecies

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These are future events that are seen by Baba Vanga, a psychic that foresees future happenings, her predictions are said to be real, he is a woman-version of the famous Nostradamus. Hope the positive predictions come true and the negative vanish. No one knows what will happen but this prophecies are approaching..
2008: Baba Vanga speaks of conflicts in “Indonesia” leading to the upcoming WWIII, but I’ve seen some people say that Indonesia had been mistranslated and it’s meant to read “India”. This will also involve the attempted assassinations of 4 heads of state. Since I’m writing this in January 2009 I’ve seen numerous names thrown out as possible candidates for the assassination bit - including Barack Obama due to the white supremacists’ foiled plans. Think what you want about this one.
2010: World War 3 begins in November 2010. Starting as a regular war, it will progress to a nuclear and chemical war. Vanga says the war will be finished by October 2014.
2011: As a result of the war, radioactive showers will destroy almost all life in the Northern Hemisphere. The remaining Europeans will face an even further threat from the Muslims who will use chemical weapons to finish them off.
2014: As another result of the chemicals and nuclear weapons during the war, most of the world population will have skin cancer and other skin diseases.
2016: Europe is nearly uninhabited.
2018: China will become the new superpower. The exploiters will become the exploited.
2023: The Earth’s orbit will change.
2025: Europe is still very underpopulated.
2028: A new energy source will be found. Hunger is overcome. A manned space flight will leave for Venus.
2033: The world water levels will rise as the polar ice caps melt.
2043: Economy is good. The Muslims will run Europe.
2046: All bodily organs can be reproduced, becoming the easiest and most popular method of treatment.
2066: The U.S. uses a new climate-changing weapon on Muslim controlled Rome.
2076: Communism takes over.
2084: Nature is reborn.(??)
2088: A new disease makes you grow old in seconds.
2097: The Fast-Aging Disease is cured.
2100: Man-made sun is lighting up the dark side of the planet.
2111: People become robots. Probably like androids.
2123: Wars between small countries. The big countries stay out of it.
2125: Signals from Space will be received in Hungary. (People will be reminded of Baba Vanga - probably due to her alien subjects)
2130: With the help of the aliens, civilizations will live underwater.
2164: Animals turn half-human.
2167: A new religion.
2170: Major drought.
2183: A colony on Mars will become a nuclear power and ask for independance from Earth. (Like the U.S. asked from England.)
2187: 2 large volcanic eruptions will be successfully stopped.
2195: The sea colonies will have energy and food.
2196: Asians and Europeans will be completely mixed.
2201: Temperatures drop as the sun’s thermonuclear processes slow down.
2221: In the search for extra-terrestrial life, humans will come in contact with something terrible.
2256: A spaceship will bring a new disease to Earth.
2262: Planets will slowly change orbits. Mars will be threatened by a comet.
2271: Physics laws will be changed.
2273: White, black and yellow races will form 1 new race.
2279: Power will be obtained from nothing. (Possibly a vacuum or a black hole.)
2288: Possible time travel and alien contact.
2291: The sun grows cooler. Attempts will be made to make it hot again.
2296: Strong explosions in the sun. The forces of gravity will change. Old space stations and satellites will fall.
2299: In France, a resistance movement will rise against Islam.
2302: Important laws and secrets of the universe are revealed.
2304: Secrets of the Moon are also revealed.
2341: Something terrible will approach Earth from Space.
2354: An accident on the artificial sun will result in drought.
2371: World hunger.
2378: A new and fast-growing race.
2480: 2 artificial (man-made) suns will collide and leave the Earth in the dark.
3005: A war on Mars will change the trajectory of the planet.
3010: A comet will hit the moon. The Earth will be surrounded by a ring of rock and ash.
3797: By this time, everything on Earth will die. However, human civilization will be advanced enough to move to a new star system.
And just when I thought this long look into a possible future by Baba Vanga was finished, I found a whole bunch of reposts of even more dates on many blogs and forums. Not sure where they originated from either. These next ones are copied since all the sites are the same - these aren’t in my words, that is.
3803: A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people - they mutate.
3805: The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.
3815: The war is over.
3854: The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.
3871: New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.
3874: New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.
3878: along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.
4302: New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.
4302: The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.
4304: Found a way to win any disease.
4308: Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.
4509: Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.
4599: People achieve immortality.
4674: The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.
5076: A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.
5078: The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.
5079: End of the World.
Of course, only time will tell on how accurate Baba Vanga really was and we won’t be around in this lifetime to see the long-into-the-future prophecies. If the first few predictions come true over the next few years, then we’ll be in for a serious preparation.
I’ll finish this blog post with Baba Vanga’s own words:

“Never take on the fools. They are not so dangerous as they seem, do not try to change them. Morons can do you more harm. They can do something that will cause quite a stir among all the people.” - Baba Vanga

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  1. ty
    February 6th, 2011 at 01:18 | #1

    ummmmmmmmm…. no

  2. ohmygoshwhataretard!
    February 6th, 2011 at 02:22 | #2

    Hahahah that made me laugh, thanks :’D

  3. JC
    February 6th, 2011 at 06:47 | #3

    hahaha

  4. Dizer
    February 6th, 2011 at 08:48 | #4

    nice intro…she is than he is… confuses me more than these stupid prophecies. nuclear war lol people should stop playin MW2

  5. uiodfghisnbegsr
    February 6th, 2011 at 11:23 | #5

    That was so stupid hahahha i love how the world ends 5078 End of World so abruptly hahaha everything just implodes hahaha

  6. Roar
    February 6th, 2011 at 12:42 | #6

    “2011: As a result of the war, radioactive showers will destroy almost all life in the Northern Hemisphere. The remaining Europeans will face an even further threat from the Muslims who will use chemical weapons to finish them off.”

    “2018: China will become the new superpower. The exploiters will become the exploited.”

    Last time I checked, Europe AND China were both in the Northern Hemisphere…

  7. lawls
    February 6th, 2011 at 16:27 | #7

    lmao i love how humans become androids in 2111, and animals become half-human in 2146. does that mean that animals will become half-android?

  8. Isaac
    February 7th, 2011 at 06:11 | #8

    This is interesting to say the least. I love reading these predictions, but I hate the fact that I cant be sure if any of it is true. I wish I could time travel into that future and see what life is going to be like.

  9. Rebekah
    February 7th, 2011 at 06:40 | #9

    If time travel is invented in 2288, how come we’ve never seen any time travellers? xD

  10. Mutt
    February 7th, 2011 at 20:32 | #10

    “2010: World War 3 begins.” — Ummmmm did I miss something?
    “2016: Europe is nearly uninhabited.” — Please don’t let them move to Australia.
    “2033: The world water levels will rise as the polar ice caps melt.” — Isn’t this already happening?
    “2043: Economy is good. The Muslims will run Europe.” — That’s good if no-one else is there
    “2088: A new disease makes you grow old in seconds.” — It’s called reading this shit.
    “2196: Asians and Europeans will be completely mixed.” — I’m Euro and my wife is Asian. We’ve already mixed.
    “2256: A spaceship will bring a new disease to Earth.” — Baba Vanga???
    “2273: White, black and yellow races will form 1 new race.” — See 2196. It’s called cross-breeding.
    “2279: Power will be obtained from nothing. (Possibly a vacuum or a black hole.)” — This already happens. It’s called politics.
    “2304: Secrets of the Moon are also revealed.” — It really is made of cheese????
    “4509: Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.” — I can already do this. It’s called “prayer”.

    I’ll finish this blog post with Baba Vanga’s own words:

    “Never take on the fools.”

    Oh shit, I shouldn’t have challenged Baba Vanga!

  11. Curt
    February 8th, 2011 at 15:31 | #11

    “2010: World War 3 begins in November 2010″

    ‘Nuff said.

  12. dom
    February 9th, 2011 at 09:11 | #12

    just wondering if there is a disease that causes you to get old in seconds how do they manage to cure it because you’d have to administer the cure straight after you got the disease otherwise you would already be old

  13. legend
    February 9th, 2011 at 22:56 | #13

    so, apparently, world war 3 has allready began?

  14. FALCOPWNCH
    February 13th, 2011 at 05:27 | #14

    Little do us Americans know we’re nuking India every day.

  15. Me
    February 15th, 2011 at 08:38 | #15

    all of those prophecies never turn out, and they never will. these things are just the same. that lady is either a chronic pathelogical liar or she really is psychic and is getting false readings. although not many, some of these actually do seem like they’re possibilities.
    and if the blacks, asians, and whites really do form a new race i totally want to be one of them. XD
    these made me laugh though.

  16. ash :)
    February 18th, 2011 at 10:05 | #16

    absolutely ridiculous, i saw only a few that could even possibly occur…

  17. ash :)
    February 18th, 2011 at 10:06 | #17

    but that was hilarious! :)

  18. jimbobthe7th
    March 3rd, 2011 at 04:02 | #18

    half of these involve the war of November 2010, do we’re all right for those. Somebody put the rest in a time capsule so the people of the future can see what morons some of us were

  19. uh…
    March 28th, 2011 at 13:07 | #19

    HAHAHAHAHA apparently WWIII began last year and I didn’t get the memo!

  20. ninjuhflip
    April 10th, 2011 at 16:19 | #20

    Fail. WWIII began in 2010? There is no WWIII.

  21. maia
    May 16th, 2011 at 11:15 | #21

    hahahahaha crack you up!

  22. Anonymous
    June 17th, 2011 at 15:30 | #22

    i hate anybody who belives this shit. this wasnt even that funny, it was just a fail

  23. Anonymous
    June 29th, 2011 at 07:37 | #23

    It’s people like this who send people into a huge panick and depression, if it were to be true, why ruin everyones last year or so on earth.