17 things that all guys can do, but girls can’t do

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The 17 Things

1. Standup and go to the toilet

2. Pwn at COD

3. Park a car properly - we all know that woman are rubbish at parking

4. Go topless, sure woman can go topless on some beaches, but men can do it anywhere!

5. Hold our drink - Sorry ladies, we’re genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you.

6. Grow a beard

7. Build up a flat pack without instructions

8. Shave our heads (wothout looking weird)

9. Play real sports, such as rugby

10. Fertilise eggs

11. F**k things 17 things that all guys can do, but girls cant do

12. Age well

13. Wear a condom

14. Scratch out “bits” without looking weird

15. Work “electrical” things without messing everything up

16. Cut the grass in the garden properly

17. Change a spare wheel on a car

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  1. jj
    October 29th, 2010 at 13:20 | #1

    they actually have a woman condom i would say look it up but its gross as shit

  2. jj
    October 29th, 2010 at 13:22 | #2

    also there are way more than 17 probably like 1,000,000 things only men can do even more than that too

  3. Girls Rock
    October 29th, 2010 at 20:33 | #3

    Girls can do :
    1, 2 (I’ve beat boys many times), 6 (sure it looks a bit weird but some women can do it) 7, 8 (one of my friends has done it and she looks very cool), 9 (I regularly do), 12 (Purlease! Men do NOT age well and you can’t say that they age better than women!), 13, 15, 16 and 17

    So basically you’re left with 6. Well done look at Cosmopolitan’s women’s list of 21 things we can do that guys can’t!

  4. Mika Iwa
    October 30th, 2010 at 00:37 | #4

    1) we can actually
    2) most of my male friends cant beat me :P they are rubbish at it
    3) father cant park a car to save his life…. and most of my sisters friends (female) had no problem parking
    4) ill give you that one
    5) won a drinking conest against 4 guys and 2 girls (one girl went out first then 3 of he guys the other female and then the other male then ME!)
    6) bearded lady anyone?
    7) some guys cant do diy at all
    8) i give that one too
    9) girls play rugby a lot (went to all girls school and we played it)
    10) give that one too
    11) ….yeah girls can too…. no comment on that though
    12) i dont know any guy who ages well
    13) female condom…..
    14) … give that too
    15&16&17) not just guys

  5. Alex
    October 30th, 2010 at 11:06 | #5

    Actually, women are, on average, able to hold more drink before becoming inebriated, whereas men can drink more before causing permanent damage to their bodies.

  6. October 31st, 2010 at 00:35 | #6

    hmmm…
    should I mention that I am a girl and I was on lighting crew for the school play last year?

    …and I did it well

  7. That person
    October 31st, 2010 at 16:23 | #7

    …..I can play COD….Good

  8. google
    November 1st, 2010 at 00:29 | #8

    fail most of that dont make sence at all :’D

  9. Mr G
    November 1st, 2010 at 02:02 | #9

    Girls, you can’t play CoD, men just feel sorry for you and let you kill them, but if it helps you sleep at night keep thinking that… you can’t park either, I would point out the line of your can’s and can’t's but youll probably just park right over it >.<

  10. Svavar Kjarrval
    November 1st, 2010 at 07:39 | #10

    I should point out girls CAN go topless. Doing it without a hassle from other people is another thing.

  11. duh
    November 1st, 2010 at 09:18 | #11

    don’t forget checking in LAX. girls aren’t allowed to :P

  12. Annonomus
    November 1st, 2010 at 11:34 | #12

    sorry i meant CANT go topless everywhere

  13. jeeze
    November 1st, 2010 at 22:08 | #13

    umm,like we should all care what we guys or you girls cant do,jeeze something might happen because of people who make mistakes then BAM, guys with *****’* and girls that have ****’*

  14. Amber :P
    November 2nd, 2010 at 03:55 | #14

    im a girl and im wicked at cod soo yeah :P PP PS3 are better then xbox just to really piss off most guys! :) im better then most of my guy friends and my boyfriend :) and i love itt!!!

  15. Adexis
    November 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 | #15

    1. Standup and go to the toilet
    HAHA fuck that, girls can too. It’s not practical, but we can.

    2. Pwn at COD
    Yeah, no. Girls can rock hardcore at VGs, and many are better at strategy.

    3. Park a car properly – we all know that woman are rubbish at parking
    Fuck this too! Guys usually do crap parking jobs because they don’t care.

    4. Go topless, sure woman can go topless on some beaches, but men can do it anywhere!

    5. Hold our drink – Sorry ladies, we’re genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you.
    haha. no. You drink MORE because you “want to get wasted”, but girls don’t really; so you have a tolerance. IMO.

    6. Grow a beard

    7. Build up a flat pack without instructions
    Screw that as well. I built a loft bed with nothin’ but an Alan wrench. suckadick mafaka!

    8. Shave our heads (wothout looking weird)

    9. Play real sports, such as rugby
    lol I know girls who could kick any guy’s ass.

    10. Fertilise eggs

    11. F**k things 17 things that all guys can do, but girls cant do

    12. Age well

    13. Wear a condom

    14. Scratch out “bits” without looking weird
    Uh, don’t kid yourself, you still look..gross when you scratch your nuts. No gettin’ around that.

    15. Work “electrical” things without messing everything up
    Honestly? I fixed the oven AND my mom’s computer, and half the guys I know wouldn’t have a fuckin’ clue how.

    16. Cut the grass in the garden properly
    LOL now THAT is BS. If anyone does a shitty-ass job trimming grass/tending garden, it’s guys.

    17. Change a spare wheel on a car
    Hey, as long as they can lift the tire, girls can do it too. I have, but my dad lifted it for me. Also? You mean “tire”, not “wheel”.

  16. Adexis
    November 2nd, 2010 at 12:01 | #16

    Forgot a couple.

    12. Age well
    Naw. At least women don’t go bald. And we live longer too!

    13. Wear a condom
    Someone else pointed out, there ARE female condoms. Reservoirs. even just the implications of the name are gross though :P

    So! Out of 17, there are 5 that are true, but even so, not ALL the time. Some women are cursed with facial hair, and some women do look good with a shaved head(Tank Girl!).

  17. Anonymous
    November 3rd, 2010 at 01:06 | #17

    Women can do pretty much all of those, maybe not all women but then again not all men can grow a beard….

  18. Blakely (Blake)
    November 3rd, 2010 at 07:25 | #18

    #2 is wrong. I am totally awesome at COD. And I am a female.

  19. Anonymous
    November 3rd, 2010 at 08:48 | #19

    I pwn at COD and I’m a girl, also, I can park and drive (I’ve never had any accidents tyvm) and aging, my grandmother looks better then my father does >.>

  20. Imma Cactus
    November 3rd, 2010 at 10:05 | #20

    10 Things Women Can Do that Men Can’t

    1) Give Birth
    2) Have our periods
    3) Can have long hair without looking weird
    4) Make good sandwiches
    5) Be excused from acting like a bitch due to a case of PMS.
    6) Can flirt with a straight male police officer to successfully avoid from getting a ticket.
    7) Can go topless and all the males look at you like you’re out of this world (inna good way ;P)
    8) Wear shit loads of makeup and not look like a freak (on certain levels)
    9) Bend backwards
    10) Can get a full score on their SATs. ;)

    You have successfully been pwn’d my good sir. :)

  21. Anonymous
    November 3rd, 2010 at 12:56 | #21

    clearly if your gonna make a page like this you need to be a [email protected]*k load smarter than you. most of these are blatently wrong or just a matter of opinion…atleast put stuff up that women can’t argue with O.o

  22. @Imma Cactus….Really?
    November 4th, 2010 at 07:51 | #22

    Half of those aren’t good things…. I wouldn’t count having a period as a good thing. Only 4 is valid

  23. Me
    November 4th, 2010 at 09:11 | #23

    HA!
    I ca do half of that thaang!

  24. Anonymous
    November 4th, 2010 at 10:25 | #24

    maybe just maybe this page wasnt entirely serious so just chill the f**k out

  25. jennifer
    November 5th, 2010 at 06:35 | #25

    1. Standup and go to the toilet- i can do that, and i have, a lot beacuse i didnt wanna wait in line for thw women’s bathroom.

    2. Pwn at COD- i tell everyone im a dude so they dont go easy on me. and i kick ass.

    3. Park a car properly – we all know that woman are rubbish at parking- i learned to parallel park perfectly at 13.

    4. Go topless, sure woman can go topless on some beaches, but men can do it anywhere!- we can too, its just punishable by law.

    5. Hold our drink – Sorry ladies, we’re genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you.- we dont wanna look like underaged frat boys trying to get laid.

    6. Grow a beard- there’s a bearded lady. google it.

    7. Build up a flat pack without instructions, i’ve built plenty of shit without instructions

    8. Shave our heads (wothout looking weird)- we can, then put wigs on and not bitch about it.

    9. Play real sports, such as rugby- i’ve played tackle football with an all male team

    10. Fertilise eggs, we can’t do that, but we make the eggs that make you dumbasses.

    11. F**k things- 2 words. Strap on.

    12. Age well, we can age very well.

    13. Wear a condom, female condoms.

    14. Scratch out “bits” without looking weird- you still look wierd and disgusting.

    15. Work “electrical” things without messing everything up, my dad is an electrician and i know everything he knows. and i’m 15. I’ve even hotwired a car.

    16. Cut the grass in the garden properly, easy.

    17. Change a spare wheel on a car- i’ve changed too many to count.

    suck my left nut.

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