The 5 things every girl does before she meets her boyfriend - Lol

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1. Get Changed More Then Once

2. Put Make up On

3. SPray Perfume.

4. Get a Hot Bath.

5. Panic About Looking Good.

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  1. Im a Boy
    September 29th, 2010 at 11:57 | #1

    This is really sexist… I do that too!!

  2. Girl with Taste
    September 29th, 2010 at 13:31 | #2

    I don’t usually change twice unless I figure it doesn’t look good, but that’s only when I’m trying things on to see what looks best. I don’t take a hot bath, takes too much time for prep, during, and after. Panic? Yeah, sureee.. Guys don’t like you for your looks, they like you for YOU!

  3. poop face
    September 29th, 2010 at 23:55 | #3

    this is fucking retarded

  4. Girl
    September 30th, 2010 at 01:28 | #4

    Damn, I hate to say it but this is pretty true for myself and basically every girl I know. nd I’m not even all that vain ;D
    But I don’t own a bath and it taks too much time anyway. But I do shower before I see him if I can! Generally don’t get changed more than once though… and only sometimes wear perfume.
    @Im a Boy- you sound like a catch! :D

  5. Girl with boyfriend ;D
    September 30th, 2010 at 02:22 | #5

    1. I never get changed more than once, I’m too lazy, 2. If I’m just going to my boyfriend’s house, then I don’t bother with makeup, again, too lazy, 3. Too lazy again xD 4. I can’t bath, I have a shower, 5. I never panic coz I know he loves how I look even if I look like a total skreg :3

  6. aedowin
    September 30th, 2010 at 03:15 | #6

    1) lie
    2) lie
    3) lie
    4) lie
    5) lie

    this sucks.

  7. Carlos
    September 30th, 2010 at 04:31 | #7

    Pretty retarded…

  8. Anonymous
    September 30th, 2010 at 05:38 | #8
  9. agirlbutnotbythesestandards
    September 30th, 2010 at 07:22 | #9

    1. I hardly even think about how I look, let alone change clothing more than once.
    2. I only wear makeup to very dressy events
    3. I never wear perfume
    4. I shower if I smell
    5. I know I look fucking fantastic. Why would I panic?


  10. Anonymous
    September 30th, 2010 at 10:10 | #10


    Wow you give girls a great name…

  11. Z.
    September 30th, 2010 at 11:42 | #11

    If that’s what you do, then I sincerlly commiserate the guy. Geez, just be yourself, whatever that fuckin’ means.

  12. Ray
    September 30th, 2010 at 12:35 | #12

    haha, i do maybe about , ONE of those things. those are just girls that are preppppy, mostly. or like to look good, which, normally a guy doesnt care about how his girl looks like, as long as they’re together

  13. MJ
    September 30th, 2010 at 18:51 | #13

    None of those are necessarily true, and why is that “lol” and why does it have a warning that you’ll see offensive adult content? STUPID

  14. FT
    October 1st, 2010 at 00:51 | #14

    May be true early on in a relationship but definitely not if have been together a while!

  15. Anonymous
    October 1st, 2010 at 09:03 | #15

    OK, the only reason a girl would freak out this much would be if it was clear that the guy was only into looks, and nothing else. He should love you for you, regardless of if your wearing tons of make up or if your in your sweats! When a guy likes you, they tend to think of you as pretty, whether you see it or not.

  16. Jer
    October 1st, 2010 at 09:47 | #16

    i dont do any of this if my bf doesn’t like me with the way i am im not going to try to make myself look amazing to impress him which would me giving him a false impression.

  17. Joey
    October 1st, 2010 at 14:10 | #17

    here’s what I expect she does:

    1) Shave her vag
    2) Shave her best friends vag
    3) Shower
    4) Her and her friend dress in matching crotchless panties and bra
    5) put on some makeup and perfume

  18. Anonymous
    October 1st, 2010 at 14:39 | #18

    OLE! Joey…correct!

  19. Anonymous
    October 1st, 2010 at 15:25 | #19

    @poop face
    poop face ftw

  20. Anonymous
    October 1st, 2010 at 21:29 | #20

    lol. these people are so hurt. bahaha get over it retards lol

  21. dickfart
    October 2nd, 2010 at 03:19 | #21

    i queef all the time!

  22. Megskii
    October 2nd, 2010 at 03:30 | #22

    Pure. Utter. Bullshit.
    Back when I had a bf, I’d find the first clothes I found, put them on, and go out.
    If they’re so obsessed with your looks, they can fuck off.

  23. FallenAngel
    October 2nd, 2010 at 14:42 | #23

    wow i thought this was gonna be alot more sexual….this is pretty gay

  24. Anonymous
    October 2nd, 2010 at 19:29 | #24


  25. catgal
    October 3rd, 2010 at 01:29 | #25

    I think girls are more likely to do these things before a first date than before seeing their long term boyfriend.

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