99 things EVERY guy wants from a girl

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1. Guys prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys love a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys love it when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Guys hate it when girls talk about their period

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame
themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

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  1. Anonymous
    June 6th, 2010 at 09:14 | #1

    yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww first

  2. You all suck
    June 6th, 2010 at 09:42 | #2

    This is so, so gay.

  3. JayDW
    June 6th, 2010 at 10:40 | #3

    is not. most of these are true and only ppl who has never had a serious relationship would think otherwise

  4. Anonymous
    June 6th, 2010 at 11:37 | #4

    I dont agee with 93 it doesnt make any sense. My boyfriend litrally cant go one day without texting me, when he does he’s just trying to get through what ever he’s doin even faster so he can get to me. So no, if he says that hes not telling another girl the same thing this is false.

  5. Liz
    June 6th, 2010 at 13:24 | #5

    These are things girl WANT to believe are true. These all may be true.. about Edward Cullen. But in real life, not so much. The especially untrue are #7, 29, 32, 33, 35, 41, 44, 63, 65, 80, 82, 83, 85, 89, 93, and 94-97.

    This was written like someone watched every romance movie and read every romance novel and wrote down “lessons” that they learned from them.

  6. oh yeah…
    June 6th, 2010 at 15:41 | #6

    guys cry!!!!! how can a guy want that from a girl?????

  7. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2010 at 03:55 | #7

    @oh yeah…
    LOLL i was thinking the same thing

  8. angelica
    June 7th, 2010 at 10:02 | #8

    the guys weakest point is their knee? kick one in the knee and another in the balls and see who falls first….

    and…. how is this a list about “what guys want from a girl?” authorFAIL

  9. Insanity Moonshine
    June 7th, 2010 at 10:56 | #9

    i think they should get a group of guys to make one of these, so atleast it wont be one nerd or wimpy guys making it

  10. Jesus
    June 7th, 2010 at 13:38 | #10

    IT would be funnier if #69 said “you figure it out”

  11. Troll
    June 7th, 2010 at 13:43 | #11

    It would, but one could well assume that that would require a level of wit far beyond the capabilities of the mind of whoever created this page.

  12. Anonymous
    June 8th, 2010 at 00:40 | #12

    Oh my goodness… Why would anyone compose such a list? They’re not even vaguely accurate e.g. ‘guys don’t ask guys for advice, they ask girls’. I have never once asked a girl for advice, and my mates have been known to ask me advice. And then there are other things like: ‘If a guy is looking at you he is either amazed by you or is criticising you ‘. Further bollocks, he may just be thinking about something else and you happen to be in the direction that his head is pointing.

    And the list is a complete misnomer anyway… Which pisses me off…

  13. DANNY
    June 9th, 2010 at 00:09 | #13

    @You all suck

    fuck u asshole … If it is so y read it … i think its awesome **** five stars

  14. WOW
    June 12th, 2010 at 10:03 | #14


  15. June 14th, 2010 at 07:12 | #15

    Oh no! This made the teacher “loose” his job! I just hope he didn’t lose it as well!

  16. Really?
    June 20th, 2010 at 15:02 | #16

    @JayDW , you believe this is true for a serious, committed relationship? Mine’s been going on for three and a half years and most of it has been proven to be complete and utter bull crap…but thanks for your insight.

  17. WTF
    June 30th, 2010 at 08:47 | #17

    bullshit, all of it. so obviously written by a girl.

  18. Manda
    June 30th, 2010 at 09:05 | #18

    #89 is ridiculous ok so it can mean that you guy mate has a crush on you. however it can also mean they are protective and unsure about the bf which can be understandable. But him simply glancing does NOT mean he loves you and definately not more than your bf. A guys jealousy doesn’t mean he’s in love.

  19. poop
    July 2nd, 2010 at 15:52 | #19


  20. Anonymous
    July 3rd, 2010 at 14:41 | #20

    massive crock of shit

  21. Hell what?
    July 3rd, 2010 at 19:23 | #21

    I don’t think 89 is true…

  22. Quinn
    July 10th, 2010 at 00:23 | #22

    some of those are just stupid and they dont even suit the title
    what idiot wrote this?

  23. Anonymous
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:36 | #23

    I disagree with a lot of these….and this looks like it was written by a girl. Also it doesn’t suit the title.

  24. kas
    July 13th, 2010 at 15:59 | #24

    Some are a litttle iffy, but Alot are iironic and agree with my experiences, being a girl

  25. shay
    July 14th, 2010 at 15:07 | #25

    wth…this is stupid

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