Bypass Facebook Fan Pages

If by “Extreme Eyesight” you mean being able to see only approximately two feet in front of you.. than I guess so.

*Sigh*

These facebook groups are getting worse and worse.

The original place they got this from is http://www.cracked.com/article_18538_5-superpowers-we-all-had-as-babies-according-to-science.html

They don’t even go in depth on the page. They just list it.

At least I can give cracked.com some credit for writing the article unlike this facebook group.

Well all they care about is getting your money from surveys and having you Like them so they can spam your news feed to make more money. Most of the content they post on their Pages are ripped or copied from somewhere else

@admin

I’m surprised Facebook allow this. Most of the groups that people join are stupid ones like this one. The groups that are actually trying to get a message across are normally left behind

No laser vision…

Wow…infant super powers get less and less impressive as time goes on. Back in my day babies were born with invisablity…sonar…telepathy…mind reading…these babies will never make it in the real world. So sad.

Thanks Anon

i want damn laser vision!!!

shame there isnt a “stupid as fuck” button that i can press to describe it.

My kids 5 yrs and 10 months always know when my wife and I have sex. Even when we are at the other end of our residence. Superpower.

@Anon
Yeah, well Facebook doesn’t really care. They make their money off ads and while they do delete these pages when they are reported enough, they still aren’t good enough, because as you said, all the legit groups and pages trying to send a message just can’t because of all this crap

Not to mention the fact that Facebook is starting to become unbearable with the fact that all I see in my news feed is either crap from these groups spamming things like “Free movies online” and “Free iPad, just spend $1000 on offers” etc.

Facebook really needs to make a stand against these groups and start noticing them as pure 100% spam and no more

these gays need a life

considering babies are born colour blind and can’t focus their vision until they are about a week or 2 old, i guess that rules out the extreme vision.

telepathy… if they could do that parents would be fine and would know why they cry… they would just transfer the information into our minds and we would be able to fix what is wrong…. but they dont… so i guess thats ruled out too.

metabolism, I can see they burn more food than us as adults, but they are growing, so no mutant there…

Mega mind??? then shouldn’t they have the comprehension to be able to pick up new skills from day one…. another one ruled out…

Hyper hearing…. Great hearing is possible . lol (both my children could hear me getting something to eat and would start crying when they were babies…. (good diet for me though) but Hyper… no

Am I the only one that noticed the letter thing? TT, MM, HH, EE…

Anon :
*Sigh*
These facebook groups are getting worse and worse.
The original place they got this from is http://www.cracked.com/article_18538_5-superpowers-we-all-had-as-babies-according-to-science.html
They don’t even go in depth on the page. They just list it.
At least I can give cracked.com some credit for writing the article unlike this facebook group.

Good man. I love Cracked. I even tried reporting the page.

if you check the site that the second one put up…. its quite interesting though =)
cos for me even though my friends say that im too laid back n fierce sometimes….. animals and babies are fine around me….
i believe the tiny telepathy bit, though i wouldn’t say its telepathy exactly… its more interpretation of facial expressions

Mega Mind? You mean good memory? I can’t even remember anything when I was a baby.