Facebook Fan Page: 100 NEW PICK-UP LINES

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Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
“Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see
Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will you be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do you feel about dogs?
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
You know what they say, right? Once you go “Black” you never go back.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
I can see anything within miles of here, but there’s nothing I’d rather look at than you.
You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
Excuse me, I’m from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes…
You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn’t end with me.
Let’s go back to your place and I’ll show you where I keep my wallet.
Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
As it happens, the suit does come off.
Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now… wanna come along for the ride?
I’ve flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn’t compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
It’s a good thing I’ve got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
I know when you`ve been bad or good…so let`s skip the small talk!
You are what I want for Christmas.
I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
Some of my best toys run on batteries…
Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
I know when you`we been bad or good.
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”
I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
I can get you off the Naughty List.

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  1. :)
    June 9th, 2010 at 21:32 | #1

    some are actually really cute!

  2. emfer
    June 10th, 2010 at 04:21 | #2

    some came up more than once .. (:

  3. Nicole J
    June 10th, 2010 at 07:42 | #3

    “Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
    room?” N’aww (:

  4. dani
    June 11th, 2010 at 20:50 | #4

    lol some are really funny!

  5. Jane
    June 21st, 2010 at 01:28 | #5

    i <3 the 'you're so hot i got a tan' one…awh

  6. Jen
    June 22nd, 2010 at 02:38 | #6

    I’d say a good portion of these should never be tried if the person does not want to be slapped. >.<

  7. Anon
    June 22nd, 2010 at 16:39 | #7

    “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
    I’ve always loved this one:)
    I say it all the time:)

  8. lex
    July 4th, 2010 at 06:15 | #8

    i like the ‘i bet i can kiss u without using my lips’ one :P have to use that some time lol

    July 4th, 2010 at 13:56 | #9

    Or worse….

  10. Cincykid
    July 14th, 2010 at 20:39 | #10

    Not actually 100 since several are duplicated more than once.

  11. LilOrange
    July 22nd, 2010 at 22:29 | #11


  12. Tanner
    November 26th, 2010 at 19:03 | #12

    Get in the Van!

  13. sarthak
    April 18th, 2011 at 23:18 | #13

    LOL as you go down the list it gets more naughty.

  14. john adrian marudo
    October 15th, 2011 at 18:09 | #14

    isa lang naman gusto ko sa pasko. PSP ng buhay mo ( Pasko Sa Piling ) mo…

  15. joelle
    October 15th, 2011 at 18:12 | #15

    ano yan jm (john marudo) comment ba yan? ehhhhh…pick up line yan eh…pick up line ko for you marudo : kung gagawa ako ng planeta ko gusto ko ikaw axis ko para sayo lang umiikot mundo ko…….

  16. jang jung
    October 15th, 2011 at 18:17 | #16


  17. barbie
    November 14th, 2011 at 15:54 | #17

    nakakatuwa ung mga pick up lines !!!!
    blah … i love this !

  18. barbie
    November 14th, 2011 at 15:55 | #18

    love ku tlaga ang pag collect ng pick up lines …
    hahaha …

  19. hel
    December 2nd, 2011 at 02:25 | #19

    fuck gaga

  20. Funny Chat Up Lines
    December 27th, 2011 at 21:00 | #20

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  21. jeanina
    January 14th, 2012 at 19:59 | #21

    kung magiging pagong ako gusto ko ikaw ang shel ko…… kasi alan kong proprotektahan mo ako eh