10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

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If you tell the truth you won’t get in trouble.

You are the prettiest girl/most handsome boy in the world

The existence of Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy

Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation

Mommy and daddy are taking a “nap”

Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong

If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off

If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way

The police arrest children who swear

The ice cream van only play music to let children know it has run out of ice cream

Cool (8) Fail (12) Funny (25) Gross (8) Sad (8) Stupid (10) WTF (14)

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  1. Miss Roberts
    June 21st, 2010 at 05:58 | #1

    “Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation”

    My parents told me the truth. What a wonderful Christmas to me :(

  2. Moi
    June 21st, 2010 at 08:01 | #2

    for the police one, my parents always told me that the police arrest children who swear at the police

  3. Jamie
    June 21st, 2010 at 08:33 | #3

    I’ve never actually believed in Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy…

  4. Sara
    June 21st, 2010 at 09:29 | #4

    yeah me too

  5. Bob
    June 21st, 2010 at 11:47 | #5

    These suck

  6. Anonymous
    June 21st, 2010 at 14:40 | #6

    but eatin vegetables are good for you full of vitamins ergo will make u big and strong….

  7. meezy
    June 21st, 2010 at 14:54 | #7

    Hah, I totally knew that the “Mommy and daddy are taking a ‘nap’” one would be one there

  8. LAF
    June 28th, 2010 at 00:20 | #8

    lol, my nan used to tell me the ice cream van one! the LIES!!!!! :O

  9. zach
    July 6th, 2010 at 01:13 | #9

    “If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off” what?

  10. me, myself, and I
    July 6th, 2010 at 04:35 | #10

    My mom never pressed Santa/Tooth Fairy/Easter Bunny on me because she didn’t want to lie to me lol…

  11. haha
    July 11th, 2010 at 09:24 | #11

    my parents have never told me 7, 9 or 10 haha

  12. Cluck Norris
    July 30th, 2010 at 21:36 | #12

    My mum told me number 2….. But it wasn’t a lie ;) hahaha

  13. sara
    August 6th, 2010 at 02:22 | #13

    i tell my three boys the one about the privates and it actually works on them

  14. Lol
    August 8th, 2010 at 11:26 | #14


    hahahahaha I’m so gonna do that one if I have boys

    and the “ice cream van only plays music to tell you its out of ice cream” GENIUS!

  15. Em
    August 12th, 2010 at 11:29 | #15

    All my dreams… Have been crushed.
    Pessimism, anyone? That’s what that bullshit list is made of.

  16. I Love Chryed
    August 24th, 2010 at 03:06 | #16

    I thought that and I was like ‘well, my mate’s stuffed then…’
    I think everyone knows from one way or another that’s not true, lol

  17. Andromeda
    August 28th, 2010 at 02:05 | #17

    Those are kind of funny! My parents told me half of these, but I don’t think the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc. should be here. Those are for a child’s imagination, not a lie.

  18. cookie
    October 5th, 2010 at 07:39 | #18

    well i’m off to go take a nap

  19. a dude
    October 28th, 2010 at 12:22 | #19

    my parents never told me 1. in fact, they said that if i tell the truth, i’ll get in trouble

  20. Anonymous
    November 3rd, 2010 at 05:19 | #20

    These are all true.

  21. me, myself, and I
    December 22nd, 2010 at 16:33 | #21

    my mom never really told us any of these. Well, except the first and fifth one, but it seriously wasn’t a lie. She threatened to make me stay home from our camping trip once, and also said that if I didn’t “improve my attitude” then I wouldn’t get my b-day party. =p

  22. Anonymous
    December 24th, 2010 at 15:31 | #22

    #1 #2 #3 #4 #6 my parents told meh!

  23. Anonymous
    February 10th, 2011 at 02:35 | #23

    i never got told any of these but my moms still great

  24. a dude
    April 25th, 2011 at 00:03 | #24

    These are funny! But my parents never told me any of this stuff!