10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children
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If you tell the truth you won’t get in trouble.
You are the prettiest girl/most handsome boy in the world
The existence of Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy
Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation
Mommy and daddy are taking a “nap”
Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong
If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off
If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way
The police arrest children who swear
The ice cream van only play music to let children know it has run out of ice cream
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“Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation”
My parents told me the truth. What a wonderful Christmas to me
for the police one, my parents always told me that the police arrest children who swear at the police
I’ve never actually believed in Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy…
@Jamie
yeah me too
These suck
but eatin vegetables are good for you full of vitamins ergo will make u big and strong….
Hah, I totally knew that the “Mommy and daddy are taking a ‘nap’” one would be one there
lol, my nan used to tell me the ice cream van one! the LIES!!!!! :O
“If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off” what?
My mom never pressed Santa/Tooth Fairy/Easter Bunny on me because she didn’t want to lie to me lol…
my parents have never told me 7, 9 or 10 haha
My mum told me number 2….. But it wasn’t a lie
hahaha
i tell my three boys the one about the privates and it actually works on them
@sara
hahahahaha I’m so gonna do that one if I have boys
and the “ice cream van only plays music to tell you its out of ice cream” GENIUS!
All my dreams… Have been crushed.
Pessimism, anyone? That’s what that bullshit list is made of.
@zach
I thought that and I was like ‘well, my mate’s stuffed then…’
I think everyone knows from one way or another that’s not true, lol
Those are kind of funny! My parents told me half of these, but I don’t think the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc. should be here. Those are for a child’s imagination, not a lie.
well i’m off to go take a nap
my parents never told me 1. in fact, they said that if i tell the truth, i’ll get in trouble
These are all true.
my mom never really told us any of these. Well, except the first and fifth one, but it seriously wasn’t a lie. She threatened to make me stay home from our camping trip once, and also said that if I didn’t “improve my attitude” then I wouldn’t get my b-day party. =p
#1 #2 #3 #4 #6 my parents told meh!
i never got told any of these but my moms still great
These are funny! But my parents never told me any of this stuff!