The Official Girl Code

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The code of guidelines that are girls most obey in order not to get kicked out of the community.
There are many opinions if the Girl Code actually exists, as well as the Guy Code.
1) If you change boyfriends so fast they rarely achieve name status, a man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as “The boy” or “That guy”.

2) All girls must have a “Mr.Right Now”. This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn’t remember in the morning. He’s not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”

3) If you just met a guy and know absolutley nothing about him, but need to refer to him during ‘girl talk’ you use one example of who he is, something he has, or what he does, and he becomes… that guy.
(Ex. “The Camaro guy”, “The Trainer dude”, “The Four a.m. in the Taxi Guy”)

4) Every girl must wait at least a day and a half before calling a guy whose number she has retreived.

5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into.
Exception: If he’s one of those guys who every girl likes.

6) You are to never diss a friends boyfriend except to agree lightly or nod when she says he’s being a asshole. In most cases it is easier to nod.
Exception: If a guy cheated or dumped your friend is is exceptional for you to claim he isn’t good enough, and that she deserves better as well as reminding her that he was an asshole anyway.

7) If you wan’t to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.

The Official Girl Code No girl is to ever hang out with the boyfriend of a friend without the friend present. If permission to is granted their should be at least 3 other people with you.

9) No girl may have more than one ‘Love of her Life’ at one time, though having a boyfriend and a ‘Love of her Life’ is fine.

10) No girl shall wear the same outfit or perfume as a friend is they will knowingly be in the same place.

11) No girl shall purchase a distinctive item of clothing which she is aware her friend owns without express permission from the friend.

12) No girl shall borrow an item of clothing without asking the clothing owner’s permission, unless both parties have made an official decision to waive this rule in the context of their friendship.

13) An eye for an eye and a foot for a foot. If a friend borrows an item of clothing and destroys it, said friend must re-pay it.

14) The penalty for exposing a secret to an unauthorized party shall be exile from Girlville.

15) A girl who can substantially claim that she was not aware that a piece of information was a secret at the time she exposed it shall not be subject to punishment.

16) Inside jokes are not to be explained to outsiders.

17) Always leave a man wanting more but don’t leave him guessing too long since guys do not take hints easily.

18) If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, “I think she is more your type, you should call her”.

19) Chicks before Dicks. Simple.

20) In a case where a friend spreads a horrible rumor about a friend, and than apologizes they are to be given the cold-shoulder for at least 3 days.

21) In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.

22) When dating a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.

23) Never insult your friend but never let your friend leave the house looking hideous. Find a better way to tell your friend how they look.
Ex: ‘I think your other jeans are nice’, ‘You should wear less eyeliner, you have great eyes’.

24) When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.

25) When a friend calls you up complaining about how she is drunk and can’t go home you must allow her to stay at your house, without letting your parentals (if you live with them) find out.

26) When out with the ladies, if Girl #1 points out a guy that she is interested in, Girl #2 should avoid making a bee-line over to him to get his number for herself. Show some respect.

27) When said evening is described as a “Girls’ Night Out” that means it is for GIRLS ONLY. Consider it payback for all those tree houses and snow forts we couldn’t enter as children. Do not invite your boyfriend.

28) Stop being the “Me too!” girl If your friend is telling a story, stop stealing her thunder – and her story – by constantly trying to one-up her. For example:
GIRL 1: I had a horrible day. My flat iron broke in the middle of straightening, I dropped my brand new bottle of Burberry Touch on the bathroom floor, I missed the bus by two seconds and was late for school, my teacher yelled at me for something Sally did, and I got into a fight with Jason over whose family we’re spending Thanksgiving with.
GIRL 2: Oh that’s horrible. The same thing happened to me today, only I stepped in gum on the subway platform too. And when I went to scrape it off, I tripped and ripped my stockings and it reminded me of the time I was at my ex-boyfriend’s place for Christmas…

29) Be a responsible friend and not a ‘Yes-Girl’. If a friend is asking you if she should get back together with her ex who chated on her, never wanted to hang out with her and than blamed her for them breaking up, and you say ‘Yes’, than you’re a bad friend. Friends are supposed to protect and help friends. SO say your part even if they don’t like what you have to say.

30) Don’t be a hater. If a girl walks in looking gorgeous, girls automatically try to find something bad about her. But who knows? She could have just lose a friend, or got dumped, etc. So be nice and stop hating.

31) Don’t go against the Girl Code

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  1. Anna
    May 19th, 2010 at 15:45 | #1

    Who made it official?

  2. Anonymous
    May 19th, 2010 at 16:20 | #2

    wtf is this shit…

  3. anongirl
    May 19th, 2010 at 23:54 | #3

    what a load of crap

  4. yeahwhutt.
    May 20th, 2010 at 17:03 | #4

    you’re not allowed to hang out with your friend’s boyfriend without at least 3 other people around… wtf? my best friend is one of my friend’s boyfriends and we hang out all the time.

  5. Anonymous
    May 21st, 2010 at 13:57 | #5

    this is so dumb. I’ve got lots of friends who have boyfriends that I was friends with beforehand, why would I automatically take the girl’s side when she might be wrong if I’m friends with both? And needing 3 other people around to hang out with your friends boyfriend, if you were really that good friends with this girl, shouldnt they trust you?

  6. Taylor
    May 22nd, 2010 at 16:58 | #6

    This is stupid and not one thing on here is true………

  7. guy
    May 23rd, 2010 at 00:06 | #7

    girls don’t have a code. this is a joke

  8. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 00:23 | #8

    i dnt foolow no bro code and my gf dont fooloow no girl code…. simple

  9. Delaney
    May 24th, 2010 at 02:03 | #9

    Most of this a load of bull shit.

  10. Anon
    May 24th, 2010 at 19:39 | #10

    This is ridiculous.

  11. Anonymous
    May 25th, 2010 at 03:38 | #11

    This is the dumbest thing ever. Especially when compared with the guy’s code. It’s like someone just wanted to make a long list of how they think women have shit for brains and men are stronger and tougher. As a girl, I have followed precisely none of these rules. It’s freaking bullshit.

  12. Anonymous
    May 26th, 2010 at 20:02 | #12

    You guys are dumbasses. This isn’t legit, it’s obviously just for fun.

  13. I am a guy not a girl just clarifying that for everyone
    May 26th, 2010 at 20:45 | #13

    The Official Guy Code has been unwritten for a long time and has recently been written. This is just some bullshit which some girl decided to do because ‘if guys have something cool girls need to equal it in some way!’ NO. If there’s a girl code it would be:

    1) Always look good
    2) Don’t sleep with more than one guy in a night
    3) Try not to be too much of a bitch
    4) Don’t get with a friends ex
    5) Being naked and/or slutty is not a bad thing. Just do it.

    These rules may not apply to those who are totally ugly or fat.
    That is all.

  14. Super FZL
    May 26th, 2010 at 23:17 | #14

    I’m male and I can tell this is fake. Then again, why take it seriously?

  15. Andra
    May 26th, 2010 at 23:29 | #15

    totaL crap

  16. Anonymous
    May 27th, 2010 at 08:58 | #16

    I like how it automatically made the smiley for #8. LOL 8)

  17. fearless
    May 27th, 2010 at 10:48 | #17

    hey… to all you guys.
    i don’t know about you “GUY” codes, but there has been a GIRL code since… FOREVER
    this might not be the total official one, but its great that they decided to write down the stuff she believes in
    every group of girls have a different girl code. usually its not written down, it’s all implied. simple knowledge, well known facts.

  18. Anonymous
    May 27th, 2010 at 11:21 | #18

    lmao…chicks before dicks

  19. Me!! :D
    May 27th, 2010 at 11:25 | #19

    haha im dating my ex bestfriend’s ex.. and loving every second of it.
    obviously there are some acceptions, my boyfriend and i are like soul mates and have way more in common than said ex bestfriend. she’s a dyke too.

  20. Chris Crocker
    May 28th, 2010 at 13:24 | #20

    pretty much true except for #8. There are plenty of exceptions.

  21. Girl
    May 28th, 2010 at 13:26 | #21

    some of these are ridiculous but some are pretty common. like #3, 11, and 14 are soooo true. and in response to “Me!!:D”, you definitely cannot be with you best friend’s ex boyfriend, that is probably why she is your EX-best friend now.

  22. LOL.O!
    May 28th, 2010 at 15:40 | #22

    This F-ing ridiculous. A load of crap.

  23. hmph
    May 30th, 2010 at 13:01 | #23

    notice how all of this is referred to as ‘GIRL code’?? because any female that follows this shit is just that, a GIRL. she is no true woman, who would be much more mature than this load bull bullcrap.

  24. amanda
    June 1st, 2010 at 17:05 | #24

    #18 makes me think this is written by the ugly girl in her group of friends.

  25. -_-
    June 7th, 2010 at 05:51 | #25

    this is so stupid…and obviously whoever wrote this didn’t bother to proofread, making it sound even dumber.

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