Rap lyrics translated for white people!

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Jay-Z: Can’t Knock the hustle

Shoppin sprees, copin three, duece fever I guess it’s fully loaded, Ah yes, Bouncin in the lex luger, tires smoke like buddhe, 50 g’s to the crap shooter, niggas can’t fade me, chrome socks beamin, through my peripheral I see ya schemin, stop dreamin, i leave ya body steamin, niggas is feenin, whats the meanin, i’m leanin on any nigga intervenin with the sound of my money machine

White Translation

I spend a lot of money. I have a nice car. I drive a lexus with really nice tires, I’m a high roller, You guys can’t stop me, I have nice looking rims. I know you want them, You guys want my riches. I will kill you if you do anything to keep me from making my money.

Snoop Dog: Wit Dre Day

Your bark was loud , but your bite wasn’t vicious, And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious, You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy? With ya mama and your daddy hollin’ Bay-Bee, So won’t they let you know, That is you fuck with dre nigga you’re fuckin wit Death Row, And I ain’t even slangin them thangs, I’m hollin one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beotch

White Translation

You talk a lot but you can’t back it up, You can’t rap well, You must be crazy to try and mess with me, I will kill you. Your mum and dad will be crying at your funeral, If you mess with Dr. Dre you are messing with every rapper on our record label. I don’t sell drugs, I will yell MURDER as you preform oral sex on me. Bitch.

Lil Jon: Get Low

Lil Jon- Get Low To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall), To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS), To all these bitches crawl (crawl), To all skeet skeet mother f*cker (motherf*cker!) all skeet got damn (Got dam), To all skeet motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skeet got dam (Got dam)

White Translation

I want everyone in this room dancing, I’m going to dance so much that perspiration till be dripping from my testicles. I want all the women in the club to get low to the floor. I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach, I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach

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  1. Khalyah
    May 17th, 2010 at 01:26 | #1

    The second one is hilarious :D

  2. shushme
    May 17th, 2010 at 05:54 | #2

    im white not offended, very funnny i luv black ppl cnt liv without em haha

  3. jane
    May 17th, 2010 at 07:41 | #3

    this is hilarious. hahaha

  4. sighhh
    May 17th, 2010 at 08:15 | #4

    this is incredibly racist toward blacks

  5. WTF
    May 17th, 2010 at 08:39 | #5

    @Sighhh: Why is this racist? Just because it says the words black and white, it is not necessarily racist. It takes the piss out of rap lyrics and white people’s inability to understand them.

    I really cannot see any hatred or anything else.

    Lighten up!

  6. smiile
    May 17th, 2010 at 13:28 | #6

    lmao, thats hilarious

  7. That Guy
    May 17th, 2010 at 14:26 | #7

    “I’m going to dance so much that perspiration till be dripping from my testicles”
    That Guy thinks it’s funny

  8. apollo
    May 18th, 2010 at 05:39 | #8

    I’m so sick of the segregation between white people and black people, and the mild racism towards both.

  9. Racism
    May 18th, 2010 at 11:51 | #9

    Chess ?

  10. seriously
    May 18th, 2010 at 21:44 | #10

    I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach

  11. Meh
    May 23rd, 2010 at 01:07 | #11

    It’s not racist, but not funny. It could easily be funny, but its not funny. Theres a video on youtube on the other had of a rap battle ‘translated’ which IS funny, proving that this guy just failed completely at something that is quite easy to make jokes about.

  12. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 10:03 | #12

    The title sounds a bit racist (towards whites). But it was too long, so I didn’t read it.

  13. cna training
    May 23rd, 2010 at 16:54 | #13

    My cousin recommended this blog and she was totally right keep up the fantastic work!

  14. Jeffrey
    May 27th, 2010 at 23:10 | #14

    That’s not funny. You idiots have no sense of humor.

  15. GuitarGuy
    May 31st, 2010 at 04:47 | #15

    last ones funny as hell

  16. OtherGuy
    May 31st, 2010 at 13:51 | #16

    The OtherGuy says it’s funny. It’s funny because it’s true. Rap lyrics are vapid, meaningless chunks of drivel, and people eat it up like it’s so amazing. If music was architecture, rap would be Duplo.

  17. RandomMan
    May 31st, 2010 at 13:53 | #17

    Agreed Other, and for the folks who think it’s racist…it’s not. It’s the slang and nonsense translated into words that mean something.

  18. Krystal
    June 4th, 2010 at 09:03 | #18

    It’s definitely not racist
    i’m black and i appreciate the white translation cause now
    i finally know what the songs mean
    thank god

  19. Anonymous
    June 6th, 2010 at 13:29 | #19

    shit’s mad funny

  20. Anonymous
    June 11th, 2010 at 14:02 | #20

    black people are black cuz theres white people lol

  21. Adalynn
    June 16th, 2010 at 16:06 | #21

    Actually, white is the absence of black so WHAT NOW :D lol I’m just kidding

  22. mememe
    June 16th, 2010 at 16:20 | #22

    hahaha funny as

  23. direct-flippin 281
    June 19th, 2010 at 01:43 | #23

    wow the lil jon white translation was funny but the other ones were weak epic failure and this is not racist and im white………….

  24. Lolita Girl~
    June 20th, 2010 at 14:44 | #24

    Im sorry but i found all this hilarious~ and it could only be taken as something racist if you take it that way.

  25. meghan
    July 8th, 2010 at 16:20 | #25

    it’s all clear to me now

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