How my sister ruined my life

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When I was 18, my parents went on vacation and left me home with my 10 year-old sister for a couple days. Which was totally my choice.

I decided to take a shower. My sister was watching TV in the living room. So I went to the bathroom and took off all of my clothes. Just as I’m about to step in, my dog, who’s outside at the time started barking like crazy. I put a towel around me and ran outside to see what the matter was. It was the guy I had a crush on, standing in our driveway. He looked happy to see me in a towel. We started talking. About five minutes into the conversation, my sister came outside.

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I introduced her to him. The towel I was using was specially made for her, that she always whined and complained whenever anyone else would use it. She turned to me and got a really angry look on her face. “That’s my towel!” she shouted..

Just then, with my crush standing there, my sister grabbed the towel, leaving me naked. She ran into the house with it. I ran to the door totally naked. My crush saw me in the buff. I was beyond mortified. To make it worse, she had locked the door. I peaked in through the windows and saw her standing there laughing. My crush was also standing outside still looking at me. He pretended not to be looking, but I could tell he was. I covered up what I could with my hands as I ran around the house to the back door. Our neighbors, were having a pool party with a bunch of 14-15 year-olds. They all saw me and started laughing. Still, I managed to open the door, put on some clothes, yell at my sister and apologize to my crush.

Just wait till my sister enters high school. I’ll find someway to embarrass her.

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  1. Those arguments made me laugh
    May 27th, 2010 at 05:19 | #1

    soo… not worth my time . totlly lame

    but thank you x

  2. stu
    May 27th, 2010 at 05:33 | #2

    aaahahahaha. if that happened with my crush and me, I’d totally love it. because I’m the guy, and I wouldn’t be on the totally embarrassing side of it

  3. Becca:]
    May 27th, 2010 at 07:44 | #3

    Your sister….what a JERK!!! gawsh. that little brat. . .so sorry.

  4. Simon
    May 27th, 2010 at 08:40 | #4

    Lame. Why would you go outside only wearing a towel?

  5. your and idiot
    May 27th, 2010 at 09:38 | #5

    yeah, why the heck would you go out in only a towel. your either a slut or just asking for it. get a life, and put some clothes on

  6. seriously
    May 27th, 2010 at 10:57 | #6

    and “I managed to open the door”? With it locked? totally gave it away if it wasn’t already totally bogus in the first place.

  7. Anonymous
    May 27th, 2010 at 11:10 | #7

    do you all know that the person who made this(possibly the older sister) is not going to see all ur comments about how stupid she is?

  8. Advocate For The Story Tellers
    May 27th, 2010 at 11:23 | #8

    Whoever Made Up This Story Should Make Up a Better One….

  9. Anonymous
    May 27th, 2010 at 11:34 | #9

    It wasn’t made up, retards. Notice how she says she went to the BACK door. Which wasn’t locked

  10. JC
    May 27th, 2010 at 11:53 | #10

    She opened the BACK door

  11. Sink
    May 27th, 2010 at 15:20 | #11

    Kinda why u don’t go outside w/ only a towel

  12. Not true
    May 28th, 2010 at 04:23 | #12

    As with most internet tales, “pics or it didn’t happen!”

  13. Anonymous
    May 28th, 2010 at 04:51 | #13

    Wait. If the guy you have a crush on sees you naked, wouldn’t that be a good thing?

  14. Sara
    May 28th, 2010 at 05:58 | #14

    You were 18 correct? Then you’re an idiot to consider that embarrassing. it’s embarrassing for like first 10 seconds then you realize that the person you crush on is there and loving the sight of your body! Get it right girl.

  15. Male Responder
    May 28th, 2010 at 22:26 | #15

    Should of aborted her with a steak knife

  16. Omnom
    May 29th, 2010 at 03:32 | #16


  17. blah
    May 31st, 2010 at 09:39 | #17

    I agree w/ sarah
    guys have NO problem with naked ladies.

  18. kaytrue.
    May 31st, 2010 at 12:09 | #18

    poor girl. but i agree, wear some clothes instead of just towels if you knew your sister was going to do that.. oh humanity…

  19. Carys
    June 1st, 2010 at 03:05 | #19

    OMG god i hope the girl is ok!!! that 10 year old is a bitch! locking the door aswe!!!!!!! if i was you girl i would have killed my sister 10 time over! i fell for you girl……………. i hope ya is ok!

  20. my bums itchy
    June 4th, 2010 at 04:25 | #20

    So i can feel the wind in my toes :)

  21. my bums itchy
    June 4th, 2010 at 04:28 | #21

    Anonymous :
    do you all know that the person who made this(possibly the older sister) is not going to see all ur comments about how stupid she is?

    poo :)

  22. Anonymous
    June 16th, 2010 at 06:51 | #22

    “The guy was pretending not to look, but really he was”??

    Great! He’s into you, be sure to give your sister a twenty for doing you such a favour.

  23. cheerleader
    June 16th, 2010 at 07:24 | #23

    girl, there are worse things going on here!

  24. martinaosullivan
    June 28th, 2010 at 07:31 | #24

    teehee i love pain!

  25. the james
    July 15th, 2010 at 15:51 | #25

    ummm. i don’t understand. girls seem to think that guys don’t enjoy seeing girls naked. HOW STUPID. if a girl was naked in front of me i would need to be tied down

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