20 things a guy should never say to a girl

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1.Can i kiss you?
2.Ignore her when she is around with you and your friends
3.Talking about your past girlfriends
4.”I left a message the other day but didn’t hear back what happened?”
5.”How many guys have you slept with?”
6.Anything that hints to a future
7.That she reminds you of her mom
8.That you don’t plan on getting married
9.”ok, but only if you shower first”
10.”you kill it, i’m afraid of mice!”
11.”i think you have had enough to eat.”
12.”i didn’t plan it , it just happened
13.”But your sister did it for me”
14.“I don’t care, whatever you want. It doesn’t matter to me.”
15.Anything bad about her guy friends
16.”I’ll call you friday”
17.What do you want to do tonight
18.You’r ugly
19″actually im married
20.That she’s better or worse then your ex
21. If i didn’t have a girlfriend we would go out
22. Yes you look fat in those jeans
23. Your body makes up for your face
24.Enough makeup?
25.I dont care about you at all anymore…but you still owe me a birthday present
26. You looked good from afar but now you look far from good
27. K or w/e
28. What’s your name again?
29. Are you pregnant?
30. That your worthless
31. I love you but i’m with her
32.I love you, don’t tell my girlfriend
33. babe.. your getiing chunky
34. How much do you weigh?
35. I liked your sister better
36. its not you its me.
37. what will i get out of this?
38. ask her to lend you money
39. call her retarded/stupid

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  1. Nex
    May 8th, 2010 at 06:34 | #1

    Got it. Don’t call her stupid/retarded. THATS why she hasnt wanted to go out with me.

  2. Anonymous
    May 8th, 2010 at 11:46 | #2

    hahaha ^^

  3. The great truthsayer
    May 8th, 2010 at 17:12 | #3

    “That you don’t plan on getting married”: great thing to say to a girl. It helps begin the process of crushing her hopes and dreams of roping you into a longer term relationship. It will leave her with two options: give up on ruining your life and keep f**king you or leave, either of which is good for you.

    ”ok, but only if you shower first” -if a girl puts you in a position where you’d need to say this it is a very solid indication that its time to do one of two things: dump her, make a comment about how bad it smells so that she feels self conscious and washes better

    “what will i get out of this?”: is usually inconsiderate, but is a very appropriate thing to say when she is being inconsiderate (say, making you spend a lot of time doing something you dont want to)

    ”I left a message the other day but didn’t hear back what happened?” Answer: she was busy banging another dude and either wanted to leave you hanging till she could fit you into her rotation or just doesn’t want you and is to lazy to say so

  4. Anonymous
    May 17th, 2010 at 00:18 | #4

    1st one would be ok

  5. jolly
    May 26th, 2010 at 05:14 | #5

    I think when i guy asks to kiss you is really cute…. as long as it not like “OI! Give uz a snog!” But like erm…can i give you a kiss? <3

  6. osfhs
    May 29th, 2010 at 08:14 | #6

    I don’t mind 1-20, aside from 19, of course. The rest suck, although I don’t mind 38 either.

  7. TheatreGirl
    July 8th, 2010 at 14:45 | #7

    13 makes no difference for me cos I’m an only child. If he said my cousin on the other hand…I’d be freaked cos she’s not even a toddler yet!

  8. Anonymous
    August 30th, 2010 at 03:46 | #8

    thats more than 20 things?

  9. This Chick
    October 27th, 2010 at 09:23 | #9

    “Can I kiss you?” seems like it should be fine to say, but it isn’t spontaneous to ask if she is okay with it.

  10. confuzzlation
    December 16th, 2010 at 09:55 | #10

    unless you meant 17 in…that way, id think it to be fine…

  11. Anonymous
    April 10th, 2012 at 07:16 | #11

    humm hiii every body.. i just want to say hiii..and i love you..goes to jolly…lol

  12. jayjay
    April 10th, 2012 at 07:17 | #12

    love you guys

  13. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2012 at 09:20 | #13

    are u crazy ?? calling a girl stupid or even saying hint words that mean she is dumb is the worst thing eveeeer she will never ever date u in fact she will despise u