10 lies girls ALWAYS tell guys! funny!

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1. I trust you.
2. I don’t like attention from other men.
3. It doesn’t bother me if you look at other women.
4. It doesn’t matter how much you make.
5. You’re the best I’ve ever had!
6. Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it!
7. Your friends are great! I don’t mind if they come over.
8. I don’t mind if you go to a strip club with your friends
9. Nothing is wrong, I’m OK
10. Its just gonna take 10 more mins to put my makeup on

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  1. anonyMOUSE
    May 8th, 2010 at 00:28 | #1
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    lol so true.
    thanks :D
    i dun have to LIKE all those shitty pages from now on ;D

  2. Anonymous
    May 8th, 2010 at 13:47 | #2
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    it is so true

  3. MR.B!LL
    May 9th, 2010 at 06:28 | #3
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    lololol the tenth one is most true of all

  4. bigask
    May 9th, 2010 at 08:52 | #4
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    my girlfriend says none of the above , wondering why :D

  5. masterji
    May 9th, 2010 at 23:24 | #5
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    penfold

  6. hairy cunt
    May 10th, 2010 at 10:01 | #6
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    dont forget, im not sucking dick. *suck sucky* then you come near her and thensuddenly her breath smells like cock.

  7. Anonymous
    May 10th, 2010 at 15:47 | #7
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    I’ve said 1, 3, 4, 7, 8 and 9 to my boyfriend, and none of them were lies. The other ones just don’t apply to me.
    In fact, if my boyfriend wanted to go to a strip club with his friends, I’d ask if I could come along.

  8. Anonymous
    May 10th, 2010 at 19:25 | #8
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    i don think its ALWAYS true…

  9. mörkö
    May 11th, 2010 at 07:37 | #9
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    1,2,5,9 and 10 are allways lies for sure :D

  10. Anonymous
    May 12th, 2010 at 02:28 | #10
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    I feel sorry for the guy his girl says #6 to…

  11. hahaha
    May 12th, 2010 at 11:26 | #11
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    lol..its not true at all…

  12. pingping
    May 12th, 2010 at 11:30 | #12
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    i dont have any…so,i’ve never said that..so,no comment…but 4 sure not only women tell these lies, guys also..

  13. Lolz
    June 16th, 2010 at 00:55 | #13
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    Number 6 isnt true coz i like my bfs friends…

  14. Anon
    June 28th, 2010 at 00:25 | #14
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    Yea all true, and Lolz if your dick is small i think she would care…. just saying no one likes a pencil dick.

  15. Kelly
    July 18th, 2010 at 04:25 | #15
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    as a girl, i think most of these are true, but i honestly wouldn’t bother dating a guy in the first place if i didn’t like his friends (they would influence his personality too much), and i don’t think size is nearly as vital as it’s made out to be. i’ve been with big ones and small ones and anything beyond 6 inches is pretty pointlessless (no one likes getting their cervix bruised). granted, 3 inches is pretty pathetic, but guys gotta stop assuming they MUST have gigantic dicks to please their girl. just be happy if you’re average and practice practice practice!

  16. Derp
    November 7th, 2010 at 01:04 | #16
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    LOL sound slike it was written by a butthurt guy.

  17. DeeAnn
    December 28th, 2010 at 14:43 | #17
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    so true we tell these lies every day BUT if you want the truth- I don’t mind if you go to a strip club with your friends,,, if you take me.. XD