Top 10 Stupid (but still in act) British Laws!!
April 13th, 2010
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25 Reasons why Boys like Girls.: 25 Reasons why Boys like Girls.
April 13th, 2010
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Hilarious things girls wish guys knew??
April 12th, 2010
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Things Guys wish girls knew! >”<
April 11th, 2010
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GET 100% ON EVERY SCANTRON TEST YOU EVER TAKE! CLEVER EXPLOIT!!!
April 9th, 2010
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Method 1. Most scantron sheets have black lines next to each of the questions. These lines are there to help the machine locate each question. It has been found that almost all machines will give you credit for a question if you mark the actual line.
Method 2. This method is similar to method 1, however, in this one, you simply erase the black line.
Method 3. There is also a black block along the left side of the paper. If you erase this, it has been found to give some papers a score of 100%. This varies from machine to machine, but many have seen great success with this method.
Method 4. This method is much more noticeable, however, it has seen greater success than method 3. It is believed that if you actually cut out the black square, you have an even higher chance of getting a 100%.
Method 5. 20-25% of the time, people have noticed that if you fill in the bubbles with horizontal and diagonal lines, the machine will pass over the question, giving you credit.
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20 Things A Girl & A Boy Want
April 9th, 2010
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1. Girl: Wanting a kiss from her boyfriend | Boy: Wanting a blowjob from his girlfriend
2. Girl: Wanting a cuddle from behind, from her boyfriend | Boy: Wanting to perform the doggy style sex position
3. Girl: Wanting a designer handbag | Boy: Wanting a handjob
4. Girl: Wanting a girls night in | Boy: Wanting a pornographic video; based on a girls night in including sex toys and pillow fights in underwear
5. Girl: Wanting a bra to make her breast look falsely enlarged | Boy: Wanting a girl to wear a bra that can be easily removed with one hand
6. Girl: Wanting Justin Bieber in her bed | Boy: Wanting Justin Bieber dead
7. Girl: Wanting to be more orange than a dog who has rolled in a bag of tangy cheese flavoured Doritos | Boy: Wanting to be able to kiss or hug a girl without getting foundation or fake tan prints left on his clothes or body
8. Girl: Wanting a romantic three course mealr at an expensive restaurant | Boy: Wanting a sandwich
9. Girl: Wanting to go the the movies with a boyfriend or her crush| Boy: Wanting himself and his girlfriend or the girl who he is with to have the backseats to themselves
10. Girl: Wanting a nice warm bubble bath with cuddles | Boy: Wanting the bathroom door locked with his toilet roll ready and his laptop fully charged
11. Girl: Wanting a sleepover with her best friends so they can paint their nails, talk about boys and drink vodka | Boy: Wanting a few friends round with a bag of weed, a few beers or ciders and talk about sex and girls
12. Girl: Wanting the character limit for Facebook statuses to be extended so allow herself to convey her emotions more extensively | Boy: Wanting girls to stop talking rubbish… in real life or not
13. Girl: Wanting to call a girl a slag for sleeping with a boy | Boy: Wanting the girl who called that girl a slag to sleep with him
14. Girl: Wanting unprotected sex for a baby | Boy: Wanting unprotected sex for more enjoyment
15. Girl: Wanting long conversations on the phone | Boy: Wanting the best excuse to be able to put the phone down
16. Girl: Wanting a boy who smells nice | Boy: Wanting a girl to react the same way towards him as seen in the Lynx advertisements
17. Girl: Wanting to cry over the ending of sad movies | Boy: Wanting to slap a girl who actually wanted to watch the movie instead of having sex
18. Girl: Wanting the Xbox 360 owned by her boyfriend to break | Boy: Wanting his girlfriend to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on multiplayer mode with him
19. Girl: Wanting jeggins/leggings that makes her bum and curves more noticable| Boy: Wanting jeans/troushers that makes his daily erections unnoticeable
20. Girl: Wanting to look at or buy baby clothes and toys | Boy: Wanting condoms that don’t split
AND YES, IT’S A STEREOTYPIC JOKE.
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You know you’re addicted to Facebοοk when…
April 9th, 2010
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* 1. You’ve joined more than 25 groups in the last month
* 2. You spend more than 2 hours per day on fb
* 3. Whenever someone says or does something interesting your first thought is to put it on fb
* 4. You only remember birthdays due to fb reminders!
* 5. You get bored, log off, then log back on 5 minutes later to see if anything has happened
* 6. You refresh your news feed, even though it does it for you automatically, just incase!
* 7. Half your conversations begin with ‘did you see on facebook…’
* 8. You cant sleep at night so spend hours on fb looking at randomers pages and photos
* 9. Your friend introduces you to someone you’ve never physically met before but you already feel like you know them cause you’re friends on fb
* 10. You’re in a rush to go out anywhere, but still find time to log in and check to see if anything has happened
* 11. You come off facebook ‘for the night’ but find yourself back on within five minutes
* 12. You take your laptop into the bathroom with you so you can browse Facebook while you’re on the loo
* 13. You meet someone new and your first thought is I wonder if they’re on facebook and will add me as a friend
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