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November 6th, 2010
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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Cheerleader
November 1st, 2010
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1. Can bend into any position.
2. Likes to ride it to the top.
3. Always tight.
4. Knows how to use the hips.
5. Knows how to shake her pompoms.
6. Screams loud when excited.
7. Keeps going until she hits it.
8. Not scared to perform in front of an audience.
9. Never gets tired.
10. No matter how long and hard it is … they do it with a smile!
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17 things that all guys can do, but girls can’t do
October 29th, 2010
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5 things every girl wants a guy to say on the 1st date
October 29th, 2010
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The 5 Things
1. Ur hair looks nice
2. I really like you
3. I shall pay for the meal
4. U smell good
5. U look very pretty
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Ten possible pranks to play on a friend (No survey, no effort!)
October 13th, 2010
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Swap the number of their partner and their mum in the phonebook of their mobile, embarrasing and potential devastating, but well worth it!
Order a taxi from every single local taxi company to their house, all with their name… I advise using a new sim card! Depending on how serious you are, prostitutes can be used too!!
Take their iPhone/iPod Touch and move every single application to another page, takes ages to get sorted!
Lean a bin filled with water against their door so when they open it all chaos breaks out! (Perfect for the summer)
Coat their soap in clear nail varnish so when they rub it doesn’t create any suds!
Hide an alarm or two within their bedroom and set them to 3am, set their phone alarm for good measure.
DOUBLE: Swap two of your friends TV remotes (have to be the same!), you will have them under your control for as long as you choose to keep the joke going for.
Find a (reasonably) important document, using the CTRL+F shortcut, replace their name/the name of whatever is important about the document with the word bellend or douche etc.
If they have a bluetooth laptop or you can grab a spare bluetooth dongle, setup a wireless keyboard and have fun using the ‘Play music’ and ‘Shutdown/Restart’ functions. Holding down Flag+E is popular too.
Find a nice moist dog poo, place it in a plastic bag, wrap the bag so it is almost bursting, and leave under the handle of their car!
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1 Fact that may change the way you think of Spongebob Forever!!
September 19th, 2010
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**********The Show we all love, Spongebob, the name “Sponge Bob SquarePants” Was originally the name for and internet Hentai (animated Porn) video. Thats right, Spongebob was supposed to be a Porn Star. O.o*********
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OMG! 99 facts Guys wish Girls knew about them <3
August 29th, 2010
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