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19 Things You DO NOT Tell A Police Officer
76% of men who have these 2 TRAITS are GAY!
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These 2 characteristics have been PROVEN by science to be more common in Gay men!
If you have a counter-clockwise cowlick or whorl in your hair you are more likely to be gay!
If your index finger is longer than your ring finger, then you are more likely to be gay!
If you have BOTH of these characteristics, there is a 76% chance you are gay. Did modern science guess correctly?
TOP 10 FUNNIEST JOKES EVER – VOTED BY TOP COMMEDIANS
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The SIMPLE Method To ALWAYS Get Him/Her To Like You – Really Works!
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This might not sound like something all that amazing…it’s simple, but it WORKS!!
Text Your Girl/Guy And Ask Them Who They Like! Trust me, they’ll immediately get thinking of you! If you don’t have a phone, spark conversation when you see the person, in regards to the people they like. Again, trust me they’ll get thinking about you!
Good luck everyone, hope you have a great relationship!
I LOL’d at this Year 2012 message!
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THERE THATS WHAT HAVING A LAUGH IS ABOUT hahaha REMEMBER LAUGHING IS BETTING THAT GOING TO THE GYM
Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You
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1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
2. He actually *does* have your tongue.
3. You find a stash of “Feline of Fortune” magazines behind the couch.
4. Cyanide paw prints all over the house.
5. You wake up to find a bird’s head in your bed.
6. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
7. Droppings in litter box spell out “REDRUM.”
8. Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, “Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?”
9. Takes attentive notes every time “Itchy and Scratchy” are on.
10. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldgerg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
11. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
12. Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
13. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman’s noose.
14. You find a piece of paper labelled “MY WIL” which says “LEEV AWL 2 KAT.”
15. Now sharpens claws on your car’s brake lines.
The top 10 things girls HATE about guys!
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1. Forget her birthday. (Deadly mistake)
2. Forget your anniversary.
3. Spend more time with your buddy instead of spending time with her.
4. Bring her out with your buddies and ignoring her.
5. Criticize her dress sense.
6. Choosing work over her. (Balance is the key here)
7. Multitasking when talking to her over the phone.
8. Want to hang up the phone after just 1 minute of conversation.
9. Make your room untidy.
10. Chose to watch your sport activities (football match) over her.
10 Worst things to say when a Cop pulls you over
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10. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
9. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
8. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
7. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
5. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
4. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.
3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
2. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.
1. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

