10 things all americans should know
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1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn’t count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby. 6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America’s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is all it takes to get off scot-free
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Isn’t this the “what women can do that men can’t” list? why should all Americans know “Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.”
…. stupid crap…
the title of this group should really me “ten things that girls can do that guys cant…”
Should really be called “This is really boring – shoot me now for sharing it with you”
this is amazingly stupid, I have seen this text of the top 10 things … in 5 different ‘fan groups’ and so think it is a big scam cuz it just trying to get your information
http://www.bypassfanpages.com/2010/12/10-things-every-girl-wants-in-a-man/#more-6530
Something tells me this is used more than once.
guy’s can multi-task…
……..Americans? Really? This was the crappy list for GUYS…
I can assure you that the girl who wrote this was fat. Doing lunges no sweat…obviously not working off the weight. This also means she would be ticketed for exceeding the weight limit in the vehicle. She also couldn’t look sexy with cocktails…hence the fatness. Getting pregnant….fine go for it. You are the one who ends up with a shreaded vagina. Good job with your changing names. You change them to the last name of your husband. You husband is a man. Sure you can have multiple orgasms, but if the man finishes it’s over, and he may leave you wanting more, while he is relaxing. You probably ask for directions because you can’t work the GPS. Cool you can fake it. Sacrifice your pleasure and make the man feel better. Every time you use the phone while watching tv you just have it on and don’t pay attention.
i wonder what 12 year old bitch could be so conceited to take 5 minutes of our lives to write stereotypical crap
according to the name of the group americans must know to to wear skirts?
Aside from all the obvious stuff, like saying Americans when this is all sexist not racist…
This should be renamed “If you’re a dumb whore you might wanna look at these tips”.
I don’t even want to waste my time with a long comment. Women who honestly think like that should stop living. :/