10 Things Every Girl Wants In A Man
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1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn’t count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America’s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is all it takes to get off scot-free.
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what the heck?
i cant tell if this is serious or a joke
This was probably written by some dumb cunt of a woman.
none of these are relevant because they should stay in the kitchen
this the wrong article, somebody copied and pasted the article “10 things girls can do that guys cant” and put it under this title
Sounds like it was written by a whore.
They make good sandwiches too!
I do think guys should ask for directions, consulting a gps does count unless you’ve already done that and are still lost, guys are cooler to me when they can do “girly” things and still be manyly (or at least it’s good for a laugh) and the rest of this is crap.
pretty sure a woman came up with this list.. yea.. that bitch deserves a good cunt punt
wtf tht is sooooo untrue
these are sooo wrong
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. What woman actually wants these attributes in a man??? eyyuck
1: No. I will not get pregnant.
2: I aint gonna fuck if you want me to fake.
3: GPS DOES count. If it gets you where you need to be, it counts.
4: I am yet to see a woman drinking a beer and look good doing it/I aint drinkin’ no damn fag drinks.
5: I have outlived many a woman, and if I died, I wouldn’t want MY woman to go on fuckin’ younger men. Cougar skank…
6: I see no reason to fuck you twice in succession.
7: I can Talk on the phone, watch television, and do fuckin’ push-ups all at the same time. Speaker phone works wonders sometimes.
8: I got a legacy to carry, I aint changin’ my last name. Even if it can be shortened to “Dick”
9: I’d wear a kilt if I were drunk enough, aint gonna wear no god damn mini skirt.
10: I can get out of a speeding ticket the simplest way. By NOT speeding.
*I apologize for the harsh language, you sensitive fuckers. XD
lol this was put under the wrong title! All of you guys need to calm down. Especially Harry XD No way in hell will a girl, at least one that respects herself, end up with you. If you call women “cunts” and “bitches” it will get you a sad and lonely life.
This is actually from a different fan page called “10 things women can do that men can’t”. Someone must have been running out of fan page ideas and just copied and pasted from another page.
@Anonymous
So any woman?
God damn good point, Katie. Ain’t no woman gonna get with me with the way I talk on public posts. Take it from me, you other dudes, I’m lonely as fuck. Keep all your opinions to yourself, unless you wanna spend money on hookers the rest of your lives.
This is golden, women are stupid.
Retard.
How did she type this while she was cooking? I guess they really can multitask.
why would you want to get pregnant?
I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be ’10 things every man wants in a girl.’ otherwise, itd make no sense.
Well well well.. nothing is more fun than seeing a couple of immature chauvinists get all weepy over a JOKE.
Thanks guys for making my day!
Yours truly, a whore/cunt
I don’t particularly care about any of the other things on there, but multitasking is physically impossible for any human being. You can switch concentration between subjects quickly enough to have some illusion of multitasking, but the multitasking doesn’t actually happen. Also, yes you can do those three things at once, I can play video games, talk to friends, and watch tv all at once, but there’s always one thing you concentrate on most.
Zero points to this article. Complete junk!