5 things every girl wants a guy to say on the 1st date

October 29th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

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The 5 Things

1. Ur hair looks nice

2. I really like you

3. I shall pay for the meal

4. U smell good

5. U look very pretty

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  1. Anonymous
    October 29th, 2010 at 19:30 | #1
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    i shall pay for the meal? that’s the sign of a weirdo

  2. ?
    October 30th, 2010 at 07:59 | #2
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    what is this, i dont even…

  3. Walrus
    October 31st, 2010 at 09:34 | #3
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    U? She wants him to say U? Is she a monkey?

  4. Anonymous
    November 1st, 2010 at 09:20 | #4
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    “Uh hi…”
    “I SHALL PAY FOR THE MEAL! U SMELL GOOD”
    “This guy must be missing a chromosome.”

    AMIRITE?

  5. thePirate
    November 4th, 2010 at 12:40 | #5
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    Despite talking about how she smells being creepy, I wouldn’t say “You smell good.” It sounds too uneducated. At least say “You smell nice.”

  6. Amy
    November 7th, 2010 at 08:04 | #6
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    I’d much prefer my date taking the trouble to actually say the word you…

  7. Anonymous
    November 7th, 2010 at 21:00 | #7
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    6. On your face or on your tits?

  8. Anonymous
    November 7th, 2010 at 21:00 | #8
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    7. You’re a cunt.

  9. mememe
    November 8th, 2010 at 18:48 | #9
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    LOL :D

  10. tamtm
    November 9th, 2010 at 05:25 | #10
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    thats maybe right but still maybe there is more things to consider such like mack her comfort with the thought that your loyal with her you know , it mack her really happy :)

  11. Anonymous
    November 19th, 2010 at 05:36 | #11
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    lol seriously.@Anonymous

  12. #6
    January 31st, 2011 at 14:25 | #12
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    I say all of these things. Hurrah~

  13. Corny
    May 15th, 2011 at 13:38 | #13
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    8. I need to floss my teeth. Can I go down on you for a few minutes?

  14. person
    July 21st, 2011 at 04:13 | #14
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    i didnt know we were in teh 1800s. i can just think of that. I SHALL PAY FOR THE MEAL

  15. well this is bad
    August 12th, 2011 at 19:25 | #15
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    Guy: I Shall pay for the meal
    Girl: Were Ice skating You idiot
    Guy:Oh crap