Top 47 Things Parents Hate To Hear
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1. But you did it when you were my age!
2. Um, about the car…
3. Now don’t get mad, but…
4. Mommy, what’s ‘sex’?
5. My boyfriend says I’m old enough.
6. I’m pregnant! Pass the turnips, please!
7. But all the other kids did!
8. Bail
9. Mommy, was daddy your first?
10. *Through the bedroom door* Pass the bong…
11. You did it too
12. Why?
13. Remember how you always say you cant wait till i’m a parent…
14. I want a tatoo!
15. I was drunk when it happened
16. It’s only one night she wants to stay…
17. Two Words – School Fundraiser
18. “Madame, you’re son’s a baby-raper. Now, we’re not saying it’s YOUR fault…”
19. But i do know what its like to be a parent… i mean…
20. I swear mom, she was pregnant BEFORE the date
21. Im gay
22. I have been looking at retirement homes and this one seems cheap enough for you
23. Is this my christmas present? I found it under your bed mommy
24. So since, you did it before you were married, that means i can right?
25. Anything that goes against their opinions
26. Co-ed Slumber Party
27. You owe me that much!
28. I didn’t do it!
29. Look over there mommy, boobs!
30. Can I get in bed with you?
31. Sleepover
32. I’m Never Moving Out!
33. Large intestine
34. My dog ate it..
35. I ate the dog
36. That’s not the FBI at the door, is it?
37. ‘N Sync
38. I don’t wanna!
39. But Mommy!
40. Rambunctious!
41. What is for dinner?
42. No!
43. Gimmie!
44. I’m telling!
45. Uh Oh!
46. WWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
47. Not Me
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Large Intestine? Really? What the hell, this list fails.
34. My dog ate it..
35. I ate the dog
That made me laugh so hard XD
@Anon
when kids hit a certain age they get obsessed with large intestines coz they are huge lol my daughter went through about 5 months ago.
@SelfieDK that made me laugh too. But then I saw you quote it and I laughed and then fell off the bed…
And laughed some more.
@Anon…. Maybe its like… The kid ate a penny or something
This looks like something a 12 year old would come up with.
21. Im gay – What the hell?
what is this crap?
adam lambert mom didn’t angry when he confess that he is a gay…. she’s HAPPY… this list is a fail product…
I knew you motherfuckers would complain about the ‘ím gay’ part.
get the fuck over it bitches.
36. That’s not the FBI at the door, is it?
hehe that made me laugh my pants off
LOLZ look over there mommy. boobs! I LOST IT LOLZZZZZ
@anonymous
“get the fuck over it?” Hate against gays shouldn’t just be ignored. It bothers me sooo badly.
BOOBIES!!!!
i lolled at half of these
Woooww. Immature and stupid much?
Whoever wrote this must be like, twelve…
Plus, both of my parents don’t give two shits that I’m gay. Lmfao.
I hate gays so much
@mike
thts mean my best guy friend is gay
number 22 is just sad
I’m glad they have finding out your child is gay on the same level as baby-rape. I hate everyone.
@Dylan, what you said. XD
Most parents hate gay kids! Some act like its ok but usually they arent ok with it. I met a girl who was exiled from her family for being lesbian, and one family who cringes at the word ‘gay’ after their son came out of the closet. Fuckin homosexuals, gross. other than chicks
what’s wrong with ‘N Sync?
Loved them, it was when american boy bands were actually GOOD
21. I’m gay
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WHAT KIND OF RETARDED OLD 70 YEAR OLD PARENT WOULD NOT WANT TO HEAR HOW HIS CHILD TRULY FEELS? THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY PEOPLE, LETS STOP LOOKING FOR REASONS TO HATE EACHOTHER ALREADY
Wow. you’re just a bucketfull of sunshine. GET OVER IT! They’re everywhere! And they rock. There is nothing wrong with Gays
lol i found what people really hate is being called ‘old’. in arguments even with people who aren’t my parents, if they’re old like 40-50 they call me ‘little girl’ or ‘young lady’ so i turn around and say ‘old lady’ and they get mad as shit! LMAO they started it!