OMG! 99 facts Guys wish Girls knew about them <3

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1. Guys prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys love a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys love it when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Guys hate it when girls talk about their period

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

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  1. sarah!!
    September 5th, 2010 at 07:31 | #1

    these r fucked up cum on 1 r 2 of dem are right hv ta agree bt the rest of the 97 r just complete bullshit

  2. Lindsay
    September 8th, 2010 at 05:58 | #2

    The whole “Guys don’t like it when girls talk about their periods” is bs.

  3. a cock
    September 10th, 2010 at 23:59 | #3

    average

  4. matt
    September 14th, 2010 at 11:44 | #4

    well ill give maybe 25% is correct another 20% partial and the rest is just wtf

    94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
    umm im an atheist so that doesn’t work and what about honesty i guess that doesnt count for jack shit does it.

  5. Anonymous
    September 19th, 2010 at 03:12 | #5

    wayyy off

  6. chris
    September 28th, 2010 at 02:00 | #6

    number 13 is just not true

  7. false.
    October 17th, 2010 at 01:33 | #7

    96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

    So NOT true. -.- my boy loves it if I touch/play his hair ;)

  8. Poke
    October 18th, 2010 at 13:54 | #8

    Some of this stuff is true… But lots of it are obviously girl biased.

    83. Right… I believe we have some jewels we need to protect

    89. What happens if you are just feel a brotherly instinct?

  9. WTF???
    November 1st, 2010 at 01:35 | #9

    im A girl and have no idea about dudes but this makes them sound like complete douches
    and I know they arent

  10. Kayland
    November 29th, 2010 at 14:15 | #10

    So far from true . . . . . . (:

  11. Kayland
    November 29th, 2010 at 14:17 | #11

    chris :number 13 is just not true

    Whtatever, I’ve seen even the toughest looking guy cry, grow up, Mr. WannabeMacho

  12. Anonymous
    December 7th, 2010 at 21:30 | #12

    @anonymous
    actually yes think about it this way he wants to be with u but realizes ur not happy and would be happier else were so he forfeits his happiness for the girls

  13. NIYA
    December 11th, 2010 at 07:44 | #13

    Can I join your omg girls iteam.

  14. Anonymous
    December 21st, 2010 at 15:00 | #14

    Where is 99… and jay z? Anyways this is stupid if it were true you could pick any set of 99 different guys and theyd all be the same. Id point out everything that just makes me wanna go nuts on this shit but id have 98 paragraphs. 82 and 83 are just two examples.

  15. Diabolic
    December 30th, 2010 at 20:04 | #15

    guys dont ‘love’ anything. its a common misconception for females to take that word for any real value. and someone needs to filter all the twilight/glee tards off this site

  16. Christiana luvs my boo (jk im fucking single)
    March 8th, 2011 at 09:32 | #16

    Is 27 really true? Well then…That makes me happy!

    This shit only had 98 things..The fuck bruh?!?!
    INCOMPLETE!

  17. LoLo
    August 26th, 2011 at 21:17 | #17

    a chick wrote this, i’ll prove it..
    title: (OMG!) 99 facts guys wish girls knew about them (<3)
    here ^^^ annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd here ^^
    nuff said

  18. Tim
    March 15th, 2012 at 03:47 | #18

    This list is not accurate and was probably written by a woman.

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