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I AM A GIRL AND THIS IS SO TRUE

Just…no. Guys aren’t allowed to say ‘she’s just a friend’? Who the hell is that crazy? No girl I’ve ever met.

Umm, girls do the same to us in some of these cases. If you’re an over protective, takes things too seriously, over reactive girl. then its true. I’ve known and know many girls that dont freak out as much as this crap says. Both guys and girls bitch a whole bunch in the end. but come on, seriously?

Fuck are girls so emotionally fragile that us guys are supposed to sugar coat everything we say? Should I tell them that the easter bunny and santa clause are real too?

They make it seem like every guy fucks on the first date. I’m sure you would at least know her age before you got her into bed. As for the calling stuff, that’s ridiculous. Some of these are obvious, most of them are bullshit.

Good thing asking for a sandwich isn’t on here .

“who are you hanging out with” “Cassandra” “WHO THE HELL IS CASSANDRA!?!?!”

“So who are hanging out with” ‘WHY DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT I’M DOIN’!”

I see something wrong here, fucking bitches

Fuck the person who actually wrote this. I’ll definitely not get a girlfriend like that.

I agree with 1,3,4,5,6 and 8 the rest i don’t mind

mmm

good advise…bhut i operate COMPLETELY dif.

Oh my god SHUT UP. These girls are so stupid! You need to stop complaining. RIght now. Whoever wrote this was obviously a TOTAL bitch.

Well, fuck.
If this is what girls are like in society, then -ahem- I am not proud to be a woman.
Boys, I am not like this. So, if you want someone who is halfway normal, and not a bitch [I also make great sammiches] then you want someone like me.

Fuck I hate girls.

My boyfriend told me the Condom one when we first started dating. I told him “No condom, no Sex.” And when he didn’t say anything “So do you use Condoms NOW?!” ^_^

I think @Mariah is the coolest girl ever, more girls should be like her. This list is fucking bullshit, makes girls seem like they’re selfish bitches tbh. I wouldn’t date any girl who overreacts like that.

Don’t say ‘keep in touch’ because it’s the man’s job to call and arrange dates, and the woman’s job to ‘wear the high heels’?
It’s times like these I’m glad to be gay.

the keep in touch/call me one… wtf? what kind of girl misinterprets that?

The only one I agree with it the ‘I don’t wear condoms’ one. The rest is all a bunch of BS.

@Maek
That’s not sugar-coating, it’s called NOT being retarded.

The friend thing and the call me thing is absolutely insane.

1 Doesnt bother me at all.
2. Also, doesn’t bother me
3. Bothers me slightly. But not really.
4. I’m not mad, just no sex for you
5. I’m smart enough to know if you mean it. I say it to some male friends, and mean nothing by it.
6. I’ll call you a dumbass. And assume youre socially retarded.
7. I’ll just start bringing up MY exes :D
8. I wouldn’t be mad , just, apparently, the guy in question likes insest.
9. I’ve never met a guy that was that stupid in my life.
10. Umn, Again, I’d just assume he wants to keep in contact.
11. How insecure are girls these days?

Damn, give these guys some space! How insecure can girls get? And this is coming from a girl! As long as you aren’t hitting me or cheating on me I pretty much don’t care

WTF. I’m not like this.

Boys, don’t trust this list.

No sex til marrige for me.

Wow, whoever wrote this is a total stuck-up bitch who must have been bitter that her last relationship failed due to her over-protectiveness!
Also if condoms are a fact of life then why are so many people pulling out?