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What Guys Notice About You In The First Six Seconds

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1. Your Smile
Does it seem sweet and genuine? Does it seem awkward and forced? Does it seem like you ate a sesame-seed and parsley salad for lunch based on what’s lodged between every single one of your teeth?

2. Your Hair
Guys have no idea what split ends are, and if you mention roots, they just think of the band. But they do look to see if your hair looks 1. soft and 2. as though it would smell good. So don’t request “The Gosselin” at the salon, and wash it every so often. That’s all guys ask.

3. Your Cleavage
Newsflash: Dudes like to look at your chest. Now, that’s not to say they think all women should unbutton their shirts to their bellybuttons at funerals. (Though really, who are guys to judge?) But they will notice how you’re showing off what you’ve got.

4. Your Makeup
If you’re wearing so much makeup that it looks like you’ve painted an entirely new face on top of your actual face, guys will wonder if you’re trying to cover up some bizarre deformation — or if you’re Gotham City’s most dangerous criminal mastermind.

5. Your Skin
You know that blemish you’ve been obsessing over all day because it’s so huge? Chances are guys won’t even notice. What will they notice? If you look like a jaundiced Oompa-Loompa because of overenthusiastic tanning.

6. Your Bag
Are all women who haul around big purses — in other words, cavernous rucksacks stuffed full of old receipts, emergency sweaters, and half-used bottles of hand sanitizer — high maintenance? Maybe not. But guys will go ahead and assume they are anyway.

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  1. mememe
    June 8th, 2010 at 17:41 | #1

    i think that is really true.
    this guy i know always says that i have a nice smile and my hair is nice..
    i dont think this was made up by a girl who reads romantic novels.

  2. John
    June 8th, 2010 at 21:52 | #2

    I think it’s true. I’m a guy

  3. John
    June 8th, 2010 at 21:53 | #3

    Also their weight. Nobody likes a rhino

  4. teehee
    June 8th, 2010 at 22:06 | #4

    This is all true. Its what I do in the first 6 seconds.

  5. Serena
    June 8th, 2010 at 23:10 | #5

    If someone goes to a salon and requests ‘The Gosselin’ I don’t think their biggest concern is being picked up by guys… seriously, if that happens go and get psychiatric help. It’s not a good look.

  6. barbie
    June 8th, 2010 at 23:34 | #6

    not so sure about the bag one weight might also be one that is noticed pretty quickly

  7. ampe
    June 8th, 2010 at 23:46 | #7

    don’t forget shoes
    i think they can tell alot about a girl

  8. Anonymous
    June 9th, 2010 at 00:11 | #8

    i just notice 1., 3., and 5. lol

  9. You all suck
    June 9th, 2010 at 00:36 | #9

    and 6. Are you a beached wale?

  10. Dre
    June 9th, 2010 at 02:02 | #10

    Yerh its all true i notice these things alot

  11. o.O
    June 9th, 2010 at 02:04 | #11

    @John

    True

  12. Anonymous
    June 9th, 2010 at 03:41 | #12

    @John
    i just loled to your comment

  13. Tats
    June 9th, 2010 at 04:43 | #13

    I notice eyes then boobs and then weight.

  14. Ams
    June 9th, 2010 at 06:00 | #14

    Hey. Hey. Hey. I’m bi.
    I notice face, hair, weight, boobs, style, and hygiene. Not necessarily in that order.

  15. Anonymous
    June 9th, 2010 at 06:06 | #15

    @John so true!

  16. Jenny
    June 9th, 2010 at 08:11 | #16

    Serena :If someone goes to a salon and requests ‘The Gosselin’ I don’t think their biggest concern is being picked up by guys… seriously, if that happens go and get psychiatric help. It’s not a good look.

    fucking hilarious

  17. arielleeee(:
    June 9th, 2010 at 09:11 | #17

    @John
    thats true. hahha

  18. WTF!?
    June 9th, 2010 at 11:44 | #18

    The first thing are the legs (if she’s turned backwards)…
    The sesond is the face (if not)

  19. nigger
    June 9th, 2010 at 12:10 | #19

    its all true cept for the back part

  20. boy
    June 10th, 2010 at 07:53 | #20

    i dont know about six seconds..but yeah thats what i look at and..uh no not bag

  21. Emo Rocker
    June 10th, 2010 at 08:34 | #21

    John :
    Also their weight. Nobody likes a rhino

    So true man. SO True.

  22. AnHero
    June 10th, 2010 at 08:45 | #22

    Emo Rocker :

    John :
    Also their weight. Nobody likes a rhino

    So true man. SO True.

    Hey guys what about her personality? LOL jk. By the way, I don’t notice her bag. What about clothes? And ass?

  23. Girl
    June 10th, 2010 at 10:00 | #23

    what constitues a girl having a nice ass? i have never really gotten that.

  24. another girl
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:00 | #24

    u guys r shallow

  25. Kira
    June 10th, 2010 at 21:09 | #25

    Okay you might not want her to be overweight but seriously? That’s shallow…

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