Top 10 Lies Mommy and Daddy Told Me
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1. There is a Santa Claus, but he’ll only visit you if you’re good.
2. This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.
3. Mommy and Daddy are taking a nap.
4. If you tell me the truth, you won’t get in trouble.
5. Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong
6. If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off/you’ll go blind.
7. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way
8. Mommy and/or Daddy never took illegal drugs/drank underage/had premarital sex.
9. SpongeBob’s not on this week/the TV is broken/our cable is out.
10. The stork brought you to us.
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You forgot “The croaws shit you flying.”
@EMyers
Wtf did I just read?
dont worry youll enjoy it just as mum as mummy is, now just bend over…
i told my mither the truth once (that i broke her favourite vase which was gifted to her from my GrandMother ) and she didn’t say anything to me …. so #4 not always a lie
F*ck you Anonymous.
pantalones
I don’t feel like typing out my distaste for your chain garbage again anon. So I will simply do this…oh look. You should click that link anon. It might important. Let’s try it this way. If you don’t click that link anon…a goat wearing a sombrero will eat your kidneys on the 5th of October while it rains and Korn is playing on every radio station. See…now you have to click it. Idiot.
http://www.bypassfanpages.com/2010/05/this-is-the-biggest-chicken-ever-lol/comment-page-1/#comment-2464
i love how everybody ignored raped princess’ comment ^ lol
and @Kitteh, wer u talkin to Anon or Anonymous because anon didnt post any chain mail O.o
i only discipline you because i love you. it hurts me to punish you.
Anonymous…didn’t realize there was Anon and Anonymous…sorry. Anonymous chain mail sender is still an idiot though.
Chain mail senders are always idiots. And wtf is the first comment from EMyers supposed to mean?! So confused
Something about shitting crows that are flying? I don’t know. Anyone else got a guess?
l still get a lot of that number 4 action.
And they’ve given up on trying 8 XD
also “god exists”
haha have anyone seen the supernatural where everything this kid believes comes true within a 5 mile radius? Then Dean goes and sees Sam and asks if their hotel is in the radius. He says yes why? and then dean says holding out his hand, you know how mom used to tell us if we touched our penises we would get hairy hands….? XD it’s SO funny
yepp thats a funny episode.
SANTAS NOT REALL?!?!?!?!
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You forgot “We will always accept you for who you are.”
my fave:
When the ice cream van plays it’s chimes, it means they’ve run out of ice cream.
My mom and dad were upfront with me at all times .. So none of this is true ..