The REAL reason why guys are attracted to boobs!!

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Researchers in the area of sexual health says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. The male is attracted to breasts since they were little, as breasts=food, which is the main thing babies want.

Another reason is that men exaggerate over it. The buddies always talk about it. The co-workers always talk about it… It gets engrained into their brain after so much of this. Add their hormones to it (and you know how strong a man’s hormones are), and he’s got himself one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking!

Many men don’t see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do.

Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell.

You put all this together, and there you have it…men acting like such idiots.

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  1. saWhee
    May 12th, 2010 at 08:07 | #1

    “Researchers in the area of sexual health says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. The male is attracted to breasts since they were little, as breasts=food, which is the main thing babies want.”

    There are two things wrong about this, which leads me to believe that these “researchers” are simply laymen trying to sounds intelligent by writing balderdash.

    First of all, about 70% of women breastfed their children in 2003. This was the highest ever recorded in the United States. While that might sound high, remember that 30% did not breastfeed their children. Additionally, only 36% and then 17% continue to breastfeed after 6 months and 12 months, respectively. Remember that this includes female babies too, so the numbers are even lower for just males (see my second point).

    This really isn’t enough exposure to develop some kind of attraction towards breasts, and actually should develop a dependence instead of an attraction (which does not happen, as mothers stop breastfeeding when the child is old enough to feed on their own).

    (source: http://www.babycenter.com/0_how-many-women-attempt-breastfeeding_9075.bc)

    Second, what about female babies? Males aren’t the only ones that breastfeed, so why don’t (most) women develop a sexual attraction to breasts, too?

    “Add their hormones to it (and you know how strong a man’s hormones are), and he’s got himself one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking!”

    Men in many cultures do not regard breasts in such a manner as American men, though they still can be a secondary sexual feature. It’s mostly the Western exaggerations that are the reason.

    “Many men don’t see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do.”

    This makes no sense. Not seeing breasts every day would have a completely adverse effect.

    “Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell.”

    Hyperbolizing can have an effect on the way many things are viewed, but remember that women are also exposed to it, and that some men aren’t, too.

    The actual explanation isn’t any of these. Going right on par with Occam’s razor, the real answer is quite simple: instinct. Breasts show that the female has high levels of estrogen, and is therefore fertile (i.e. capable of reproduction). It’s basic sexual instinct. This also makes them aesthetically pleasing to most men; a fact that most advertising companies can and do take advantage of it.

    (source: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/scientific-proof-that-men-look-at-womens-breasts-first-and-their-face-is-almost-last/story-e6frf00i-1225770286482)

  2. Peter
    May 12th, 2010 at 09:06 | #2

    That’s ridiculous, women breast feed too, how come all women are not attracted to their own or other’s breasts… and explain gay men who breast feed who have no attraction to breasts

  3. SystematicChaos
    May 12th, 2010 at 09:22 | #3

    @Peter Try telling that to Sigmund Freud.

  4. Anonymous
    May 12th, 2010 at 09:23 | #4

    Peter :
    That’s ridiculous, women breast feed too, how come all women are not attracted to their own or other’s breasts… and explain gay men who breast feed who have no attraction to breasts

  5. Rei
    May 12th, 2010 at 09:37 | #5

    Good point Peter. What they should have said is “have a fascination with boobs.” While straight girls and gay guys don’t find boobs sexy, most of the ones I know find them fascinating and at least find them to be awesome pillows.

  6. Rei
    May 12th, 2010 at 09:37 | #6

    Oh and also if women hate boobs its because they have to deal with how annoying they can be.

  7. name
    May 12th, 2010 at 09:42 | #7

    @Peter
    B/c women have boobs you dumb ass. It says men don’t see boobs everday

  8. namee
    May 12th, 2010 at 10:12 | #8

    @name
    so… are you saying that you don’t see girls every day? what’s wrong with you? do you live in a hole or something?

  9. Tino
    May 12th, 2010 at 10:31 | #9

    @namee

    I think by “seeing boobs” it means naked ones… > 3>

  10. Anonymous
    May 12th, 2010 at 11:01 | #10

    even if your in a relationship and you see naked boobs everyday it doesnt make it any less good.

    There is however a historical fact as to why modern day men loves boobs;

    Because Prehistoric men, loved boobs.

  11. Anonymous
    May 12th, 2010 at 12:43 | #11

    This was all believable up until the last line, which makes the whole thing just seem like post-feministic propaganda.

  12. John L
    May 12th, 2010 at 13:05 | #12

    Anonymous :

    There is however a historical fact as to why modern day men loves boobs;
    Because Prehistoric men, loved boobs.

    According to Desmond Morris (I think), yes, it has to do with sexual attraction – other female primates’ breasts supposedly swell up around ovulation as a sign that she would be more receptive, thus attracting males. The human female’s breasts evolved to be always swollen to keep the guy around and guessing because the human infant is more helpless and remains so for a longer time. I may have forgotten some details, but that’s the gist of the explanation.

  13. boobluvr69
    May 12th, 2010 at 13:56 | #13

    Females ate boobs.
    My friends and I don’t talk about boobs.
    According to my browsing history, I do see boobs every day.
    I don’t see sexy ads, I don’t watch tv or read magazines.

    I like boobs.

  14. BewbLvr
    May 12th, 2010 at 15:02 | #14

    Guys are attracted to boobs because boobs are awesome. This “list” is utter bullcrap.

  15. Anonymous
    May 12th, 2010 at 15:23 | #15

    I’ve heard that boobs are aesthetically pleasing, and that some University somewhere researched it. I can’t determine the validity of that though.

  16. xgm
    May 12th, 2010 at 15:36 | #16

    a study was made and it all has to do with a number that all men find apeasing its a certain measurment

  17. Kristen
    May 12th, 2010 at 16:03 | #17

    @name
    Yeah, what about gay guys then?

  18. WTF
    May 12th, 2010 at 18:32 | #18

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  19. Meh
    May 12th, 2010 at 20:54 | #19

    @peter
    Correction on your statement:
    Not all women don’t like boobs

  20. a
    May 13th, 2010 at 05:32 | #20

    @WTF
    If you want them to make the content of that page available, suggest it at the top! Don’t clog up the comments of everything else with it!

  21. lelaki
    May 14th, 2010 at 03:38 | #21

    that is so crap…men love boobs because they dont have it..same goes to “other” part and gender.

    and boobs look delicious too =)

  22. Fail
    May 17th, 2010 at 11:31 | #22

    Everytime I ask a guy- “why do guys like boobs?” they either deny it, or tell me to go ask a guy that does- WTH is up with that?

  23. forex robot
    May 19th, 2010 at 13:10 | #23

    nice post. thanks.

  24. MXZ
    May 19th, 2010 at 14:28 | #24

    So people that are not breastfed as babies will be gay?

  25. jolly
    May 26th, 2010 at 01:24 | #25

    it has nothing to do with how you grew up really. isn’t it natural instinct? I mean a presume male cows like female cows, but we have evolved to not just be with a girl for sex ( well some of us) like some animals, and be with them for love. Arguably animals don’t go with a female because of this.
    Also, gays and lesbians are not attracted to females because they are attracted to 1) the way the same sex behaves, or 2) the physical elements.
    And someone said something about they think they mean naked breasts, well, women don’t stare at they’re breasts all day, whether naked or not. I mean we may glance at them, but chances are most men so breasts in porn more often than women look at them on themselves.
    All of this is in my experience BTW, you might have different opinions/experience.

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