The AWESOME comeback for when a man says “Go make me a sandwich”!!

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The AWESOME comeback for when a man says Go make me a sandwich!!

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  1. raymond kubiak
    May 29th, 2010 at 06:44 | #1

    win

  2. asdfkj
    May 29th, 2010 at 08:11 | #2

    idont get it

  3. DDD
    May 29th, 2010 at 09:22 | #3

    hell yes! WIN WIN WIN

  4. Normal woman
    May 29th, 2010 at 16:40 | #4

    Proof that evolution can be reversed. I’m guessing you guys don’t actually have any girlfriends, much less have ever actually touched a woman. I’m also guessing the first ones you do have major daddy issues. Enjoy your virginity, because it’s going to be with you for a very long time.

  5. Troll
    May 29th, 2010 at 18:34 | #5

    Normal woman :
    Proof that evolution can be reversed. I’m guessing you guys don’t actually have any girlfriends, much less have ever actually touched a woman. I’m also guessing the first ones you do have major daddy issues. Enjoy your virginity, because it’s going to be with you for a very long time.

    Proof that some people have no sense of humour.

  6. Normal woman
    May 30th, 2010 at 06:24 | #6

    Oh, ouch. You got me. Now I am in a shame spiral. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. You are obviously a far superior human being and I can only aspire to be like you one day.

  7. mansLAUGHTER
    May 30th, 2010 at 09:58 | #7

    Normal Woman, if you don’t think these are funny, just ignore them and don’t go the fan pages. I laughed at the first couple, but they are getting stupid. Have a sense of humor. BTW, sarcasm doesn’t really work through posts.

  8. Troll
    May 30th, 2010 at 22:50 | #8

    @Normal woman
    I appreciate the sincerity behind your sarcasm. The way you express things is very moving

  9. Ya’z
    May 31st, 2010 at 21:05 | #9

    Man, that answer ended up having like, 170 thumbs up or something and a mere 20 or so down. Rofl. <3 the internet.

  10. Anonymous
    June 1st, 2010 at 16:07 | #10

    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

  11. Miss Technicality
    June 18th, 2010 at 13:16 | #11

    I don’t get it, someone explain? Is it like “Get out, and if you comeback you better have made your own damn sandwich”?

  12. Common Sense
    June 19th, 2010 at 09:22 | #12

    Normal, you win. Troll, go masturbate or something. @Normal woman

  13. anon
    June 19th, 2010 at 09:25 | #13

    @Normal woman
    its called humor. can’t you take a joke? if you can’t, then you’ll have lots of problems thinking about it most of the time.

  14. Moop
    July 2nd, 2010 at 04:49 | #14

    @Normal woman

    well your right evolution can be reversed but feminism cant because all women think they can do a mans job or be in a mans world and when the shit hits you the hardest you use the “oh im a girl or you cant hit a girl excuse” women like you always switch damn personalities so when a man asks you for a damn sandwich you should respond with a fucking: OK! good

  15. LAWLtastic
    July 14th, 2010 at 10:32 | #15

    @Normal woman
    Proof that this woman doesn’t hand out enough sandwiches. And that this woman is probably a fat fuck who wishes some one would honor her with the question, but she would probably devour it before it was given to the Alpha Male.

  16. idontgetit
    July 24th, 2010 at 16:14 | #16

    what the fuck does it mean?!!?!

  17. RWJ
    October 12th, 2010 at 15:06 | #17

    Shes asking for a comeback (which means something to make fun of him when he says that) then the guy answered her “Well, you better “COMEBACK” with a godamn sandwich”

  18. Anonymous
    January 11th, 2011 at 02:44 | #18

    Go silent looking at him, say “pfft, no”, go to the kitchen, make a sandwitch and eat it in front of him.

  19. Pigfarts
    February 22nd, 2011 at 07:25 | #19

    Have you ever noticed that Jimmy John’s is a mens sandwich making shop, you should try it sometime you’ll love it.

  20. GoMakeSomeMoney
    September 4th, 2011 at 10:46 | #20

    @Troll
    proof that some people think being assholes is funny.

  21. Male Poet
    November 13th, 2011 at 11:46 | #21

    Sandwiches are just better when made by women. Especially a woman you love. So if a man asks you to make him a sandwich, it is more a testament of his love. Men don’t generally like to state their love in normal ways, because they have to maintain an air of masculinity.