The 10 ONLY situations when a guy can HIT a girl!

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1. She kicks you in the balls.

2. She threatens to kick your balls.

3. You catch her outside the kitchen.

4. You catch her playing COD on your account – ruining your KD ratio.

5. She refuses to make a sandwich when ordered.

6. She drinks your last beer.

7. She forgets to iron your clothes.

8. She refuses sex with you.

9. She doesn’t swallow.

10. She tries to understand football.

On a serious note, it is NEVER OK for a guy to hit a girl!!

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  1. Anonymous
    May 24th, 2010 at 20:04 | #1

    i’m a guy and this is so not true!

  2. King Dick
    May 25th, 2010 at 03:13 | #2

    Number 8, if you hit her until she agrees, isn’t that called rape?

  3. ­
    May 25th, 2010 at 04:10 | #3

    @King Dick
    no because she agreed

  4. rosie
    May 25th, 2010 at 05:00 | #4

    um first of all none of those make sense you shouldnt hit a girl no matter wat and i no that it says that at the bottom but still there was no need to right any of that stuff like wtf thats just rong

  5. Oblivion
    May 25th, 2010 at 05:08 | #5

    Haha, seriously dont hit a girl but y can she kick you in the nuts??? Honestly, I might actually if she did…

  6. Marly
    May 25th, 2010 at 06:24 | #6

    its a joke…..lighten up.

  7. Anonymous
    May 25th, 2010 at 06:45 | #7

    I think it’d be okay to hit a girl if she’s trying to stab you in the face. But thats just me.

  8. RAWR
    May 25th, 2010 at 06:48 | #8

    lol self defense much?

    @rosie its joke, and also there are Ws in Write and Wrong just sayin’…

  9. Player 1
    May 25th, 2010 at 08:00 | #9

    what if its a manly girl? like mustache and rippling muscles?! like so manly u swear there is a cock down there but not too sure…. hypothetically of course >.>

  10. Player 1
    May 25th, 2010 at 08:04 | #10

    oh oh! what about a girly man?!
    and what about girls who used to be guys?
    or those ppl who are like fat so they got boobs but have like shoulder length hair and like hight pitched voice that you cant tell if its a guy or a girl?!
    how bout gay guys who dress like women?
    theses are the questions that keep me up at night…..

  11. Player 1
    May 25th, 2010 at 08:04 | #11

    *high

  12. 4567
    May 25th, 2010 at 08:16 | #12

    i dont know, but this stuff is not funny, really, it make me sleep

  13. 4567
    May 25th, 2010 at 08:16 | #13

    GUYS ARE ASSHOLES

  14. PK
    May 25th, 2010 at 08:24 | #14

    @rosie
    Learn how to spell bitch, oh wait you can’t leave the kitchen.

  15. retards
    May 25th, 2010 at 11:01 | #15

    seriously, this is the most sexist thing ive ever read…girls do NOT just belong in the kitchen to be your slaves….

  16. May 25th, 2010 at 12:14 | #16

    so wait guys cant hit a girl even if she shoots you in the leg with a gun?!

  17. josh
    May 25th, 2010 at 12:20 | #17

    rosie :um first of all none of those make sense you shouldnt hit a girl no matter wat and i no that it says that at the bottom but still there was no need to right any of that stuff like wtf thats just rong

    What if she hits you first because she’s a crazy stalker psycho bitch who would rather kill you and castrate you than see you with another woman??

  18. Male Responder
    May 25th, 2010 at 12:26 | #18

    “On a serious note, it is NEVER OK for a guy to hit a girl!!”

    Being female isn’t an excuse, just because you have ovaries doesn’t mean I can’t defend myself, cunt.

  19. blah
    May 25th, 2010 at 16:25 | #19

    yes becouse it was forced

  20. blah
    May 25th, 2010 at 16:27 | #20

    also this is the most sexist crap i have EVER read … seriously your not funny and all your doing is offending people…

  21. Anonymous
    May 26th, 2010 at 02:13 | #21

    @RAWR If you are going to get on to her for her spelling, at least know the “right” form of the word. You were right about wrong having a w, but unless you are talking about writing a letter, she used the correct form of right.

  22. @Anonymous
    May 26th, 2010 at 03:52 | #22

    She was talking about writing a letter :P

  23. guy
    May 26th, 2010 at 23:24 | #23

    if a girl hits me i will hit her back. girls can’t just go around hitting people. i don’t go around hitting guys who can beat me up. girls need to have the same mentality

  24. some dood
    May 27th, 2010 at 04:21 | #24

    If women believe they are equal to men, and want to campaign or support such views, then they should be spared no preference as to whether you hit them or not – because that is sexism. Simple as that.

    But, you shouldn’t just randomly hit someone…kinda sucks if you’re on the receiving end, drinking some juice or whatever and you get punched and then shit goes everywhere, mind you, it would be funny xD

  25. trolololol
    May 27th, 2010 at 14:22 | #25

    omfg this stupid conversation again, if women want equality then dont play the ‘men shouldnt hit women card’. man up

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