The 10 Best Pickup Lines – Voted on by women

May 11th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

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10. Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza? … Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?

9. Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!

8. You ain’t the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!

7. Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!

6. I know I’m not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock

5. Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

4. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

3. I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

2. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

1. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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  1. ME
    May 11th, 2010 at 18:59 | #1
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    there is one there twice (7&9)

  2. mrs.carter
    May 11th, 2010 at 20:21 | #2
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    that was soooo smart

  3. Mrs.officer
    May 12th, 2010 at 00:41 | #3
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    Because it is THAT GOOD!

  4. Marzipan
    May 12th, 2010 at 03:10 | #4
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    Last one is clever. Rest suck

  5. Anonymous
    May 12th, 2010 at 14:26 | #5
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    The best one is “So… I heard you have a vagina”

  6. Tony
    May 13th, 2010 at 09:56 | #6
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    Only 100% guaranteed pick-up line – Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?