Girls ONLY like guys for these 2 reasons…

Facebook Fan Page: Girls ONLY like guys for these 2 reasons…

1. Being funny. You can have all the confidence you want, but it isn’t worth anything if you can’t entertain the girl. Being funny is a girl’s best source of entertainment from you. But don’t be a clown.

2. Complimenting the girl. They love this much more than you think.

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  1. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 01:10 | #1

    I’ve developed a policy of unfriending anyone who joins more than three of these groups, unless they’re the gender it’s not aimed at (ex: this seems aimed at guys). I mean, anyone who takes this shit seriously and honestly thinks knowing these ‘secrets’ about girls or guys will do them any good is too much for me to deal with.

  2. Anonymous
    May 23rd, 2010 at 17:11 | #2

    ^
    Cool story

  3. Male Responder
    May 24th, 2010 at 02:07 | #3

    @Anonymous
    Fuck you.

  4. Alex
    May 24th, 2010 at 03:49 | #4

    your dick smells terrible. im now going to snort some oc you fucking losers

  5. :D :D :D :D :D :D
    May 24th, 2010 at 07:49 | #5

    ^ that sounds kinda awkward.

  6. just a girl.
    May 24th, 2010 at 13:21 | #6

    you boys are very silly. ;)

  7. just a girl is a cuntface
    May 25th, 2010 at 09:13 | #7

    cuck

  8. May 26th, 2010 at 07:33 | #8

    ^
    Cool dude.

  9. f*ck you all
    May 26th, 2010 at 08:53 | #9

    get a life

  10. Anonymous
    May 27th, 2010 at 02:13 | #10

    This isn’t true.

    1. Yeah, one guy I like is funny, but that’s not the reason I like him.
    2. I hate compliments.

  11. Troll
    May 28th, 2010 at 01:48 | #11

    @Anonymous
    I think you’re lovely

  12. Anonymous
    May 29th, 2010 at 13:23 | #12

    @Anonymous I agree completely. I don’t defriend them, but maybe I’ll start :)

  13. Lexi!
    June 15th, 2010 at 09:22 | #13

    Load Of CRAP!

  14. Anonymous
    June 15th, 2010 at 16:33 | #14

    these aren’t the “only reasons” a girl would like you, every girl is different. these are the two easiest ways to get a girl to like you though. but sometimes compliments get annoying if you do it too much, and not everything you think is funny will be funny to the girl. so it can backfire.

  15. sr12
    July 8th, 2010 at 10:48 | #15

    Fail @ this facebook page. That stuff sounds like it was written by a 13-year-old.

  16. Robyn
    August 7th, 2010 at 11:41 | #16

    @sr12, I couldn’t agree more.

  17. kkmm.
    October 14th, 2010 at 01:57 | #17

    HAHA! the ONLY reasons girls like guys. jeeeez i dont know one girl who only likes guys cause they are funny and full of compliments. In fact i would say nearly all my guy friends are really, really funny and can make me laugh, and compliment me all the time, and yet i dont like any of them like that. half the boys i’v liked before, i’v liked for many different reasons- because they’r NICE for a start, good looking (i hate to admit it, but everyone cares about looks just a little bit(A)) yeah being funny and complimenting me is good, but it wont win me over straight away. whoever wrote this is very,very stupid. maybe it applies to them but definatly not everyone.

  18. Anonymous
    November 5th, 2010 at 20:07 | #18

    You forgot having money or being a douchebag.

  19. Im just some girl who thinka this is true :)
    December 26th, 2010 at 08:53 | #19

    This is true :) I do like boys if they are funny and if they comnpliment me, Oh and please Children, Improve your spellings please .

  20. riss
    July 9th, 2011 at 07:52 | #20

    I have a problem….my boyfriend flirts with other girls and acts like hess single….but i love him..what can i do?

  21. misfit
    December 26th, 2011 at 18:34 | #21

    sounds like he could care less about relationship. anyway the way i look at things is i listen to a woman when she talks. u have to look her in her eyes and pay attention, not too close you don’t want to be in her face for no reason. sure some girls like the funny and complimenting guys whats to say that most of them arent already being complimented . so i just wait and act uninterested to a woman i know i like . if she seeks me or ask where i am i know there could be something past the friend status. one mistake i made was trusting a woman who seemed and acted nice . the more i got to know her the more she took on a different personality. the truth most women seek guys attention to make some other guy jealous or they may seem to need attention for no particular reason. even the nicest of women may seem to be fake or someone entirely different. well u cant blame everyone we all have issues. truth: when your single you can talk to as many girls as u want and be their friends. fact : when your dating your conscious tells you why aren’t u with your girlfriend making u think. there can never be too much time together this will seem pathetic and ruin her thoughts about u that’s why i decide to leave every so often and have time to myself. dealing with the thoughts of not only your own but hers at the same time can make u stop thinking about your own thoughts thus constantly thinking about her. when reality sets in you will see what is really happening.