10 most insulting (but funny) insults!
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1) Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
2) You must have been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen
3) Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is
4) It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
5) Dumbass
6) If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid
7) You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
9) I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
10) We all sprang from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough.
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Real insults are on the spot and personal. This is just the sort of shit little nerds spout to feel intelligent.
Number 3 should be: You’ll never be half the man your mother was!
And the appropriate response is: With that much testosterone imagine how big my manhood is!
yea but #1 was kinda funny
Lol these insults are what weirdos say to sound cool.
These are LAAAAAME.
Insult to say while playing shrades: “Oh oh I know, your a failed abortion!” or “Let’s see….ok I got it: Your the result of a backseat, drunken gropefest and a broken condom.”
BTW I don’t approve of abortion unless it’s for extreme circumstances.