20 Things Women Can Do That Guys Can’t
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1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn’t count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America’s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is all it takes to get off scot-free.
11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.
12. Wing it on the dance floor…convincingly: Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won’t even notice you’re not a great dancer.
13. Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab. Hey guys, what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique?
14. Flirt with the bouncer: We bat our eyes at the doorman and get in the door with no cover charge. If a guy were to try it, we’re thinking he might get kicked out of line.
15. Blame it on PMS: Just say the words “cramp,” “tampon” or “period” and men instantly let you have your way.
16. Grow out our hair: We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier. Guys miss theirs and they start looking like they’re homeless.
17. Cover up a zit: Both men and women are prone to blemishes, but one of the sexes has a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up.
18. Get aroused without the entire room knowing it: We don’t have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turned on in public.
19. Wear a thong: They make our ass look great and are a surefire way to turn on a guy. If a dude tried donning one, well, it would just look gross!
20. Get a manicure: Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman. But a guy getting a mani/pedi is bound to get weird looks.
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I would love to piss on the pillow of the dumb cunt who wrote this shit.
There are no girls on the internet.
hahahaha ^ ur an idiot
seriously? guys can do alot of this stuff
im truly ashamed of my gender, thinking they are better than men.
There are none.
This is mostly true actually.
Susie is also a man.
LOL AT ^
this wasn’t good…you can tell by reading it that who ever wrote it was stupid, chicks can’t actually do a lot of that stuff. and guys can do a lot of that stuff..
zis iz bullshet!
wtf why is this girl writing this shit instead of being in the kitchen
Hey guys can wear thongs too.
THONGS GO ON YOUR FEET FUCKHEAD, ITS A G-STRING THAT IS THE UNDERWEAR
@Odlaw
And now we know you’ve never had a girlfriend. You clearly don’t know women at all.
Some of these are true, some aren’t, and some are “shouldn’t” instead of “can’t”. Btw, when was it decided that everyone on the internet was a guy?
@Sarah, you speak the truth
1. true 2. men can fake it in certain situations. 3. b.s. 4. b.s. 5. statistically speaking, i guess so. 6. men can have multiples. it just takes practice. 7. b.s. 8. anyone can change their name. 9. kilts? 10. men can ‘know people’ at the police department. 11. cougar = old whore 12. men know when not to make a fool of themselves. 13. david bowie. the 1970s. 14. at certain bars… haha 15. i don’t accept that as an excuse for being a bitch. feeling crappy doesn’t mean you have to be an asshole to everyone. 16. motherfuckin’ fabio. 17. real men don’t need to cover zits. they accept their blemishes. 18. just rock it like a champ, like i do. it’s only natural. you can always flip it up, too. 19. a. i do not condone man-thongs, but they totally disprove this. and also see comment #10. 20. i know a lot of guys that get manicures and pedicures. and they aren’t gay.
there you have it. 2/20 right, not bad… FOR A GIRL
well, if you’re good u can pull some of this shit off, but i really wouldn’t try it. and seriously? “no girls on the internet” “thinking they are better than men” *not bad…FOR A GIRL”?! that is totally out of line! wtf people ;P
Seriously?? Yeah I agree with Sarah some should be “shouldn’t” instead of “cant” I’m a woman. This post is ridiculous though.. a lot of Homosexual men do these things… I don’t look down on them for that. i have a few gay friends. “Thinking thy are better than men” ?? WTF? As far as I’m concerned there are a lot of men who still think women belong only in bed, in the laundry room, and in the kitchen. I appreciate my rights. I think that ever human being regardless of gender, or sexuality should have equal rights. when it comes to religiona and marriage its much more complicated but I’m not going to get into that. Bottom line is… Welll… Idt there is one.. this post was sort of pointless
But really.. there’s a lot of controversy being made through some of these comments because of this post XD
I’ll give this a go. It’s not like the original writer is going to get anywhere near this place, but I just had to get these out of my system.
1. Okay, that’s certainly true. Score one for the ladies.
2. Anyone can do that. It’s called acting. Sure, the actual finish might be tricky, but not if you’re using a jimmy hat.
3. Stereotypes are great, aren’t they? (No. No they’re not.)
4. I’m sure there are guys who can. Open your narrow little mind.
5. True.
6. Also true, sort of.
7. When you multitask, you do a mediocre job at a bunch of things. When you focus on one thing, it gets done quicker and turns out better. Also: men most certainly *can* multitask. Nearly anyone can if they try hard enough.
8. Jack White.
9. Anyone can wear whatever the fuck they want to. Also: free drinks = not really a good thing.
10. Way exploit people’s libidos and society-damaging pre-conceived notions. Also: female cops.
11. Double-standard, much?
12. Again, anyone can do this if they actually try.
13. My sneakers help me keep my feet and back straight, improving my posture and preventing pain in my arches. Your heels *cause* pain and foot problems. Also: see #9.
14. Ugh. See #10.
15. Neat trick, you manipulative bitch.
16. My long hair looks fantastic.
17. I’ve actually used concealer before. Yup.
18. Unless you don’t wear a bra. Also: it’s much easier to hide a boner than you’d think.
19. See #9, #10, and #11.
20. Professional businessmen do this all the time. Clean, not-fugly nails improve anybody’s image.
Ahh, much better. Thoughts?
@some guy lmao! very funny, and everything you said was true, except the whole “not bad for a girl” part, the person who wrote this was just an idiot.. does not necessarily mean that all females are incompetent -__-. But other than that, this made me laugh so hard! : )
Fuck this. Not all of this is true.
19 is wrong, I’m a chick so I can say this, I’ve seen a few pics of hot guys in thong underwear. (I’m making the distinction so some smartass doesn’t think I mean thongs for feet, which everyone does well.
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16 is complete bullshit. I am a man with long hair and alot of women actually tell me they are jelous of it.
@just. no
yea if they are gay
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and Madonna.
Sting
Bono
Prince
@just. no
I agree. just because us women are trying to constantly prove that we’re just as good as men, doesn’t mean that we’re better.
Yes, I’ve seen a man sport a thong convincingly and I have to admit it was hot. So you don’t have a valid argument here.
#5. that’s cause men have to live with women