psychic reading

You know you’re addicted to Facebοοk when…

Facebook Fan Page: You know you’re addicted to Facebοοk when…

Has the following text

* 1. You’ve joined more than 25 groups in the last month
* 2. You spend more than 2 hours per day on fb
* 3. Whenever someone says or does something interesting your first thought is to put it on fb
* 4. You only remember birthdays due to fb reminders!
* 5. You get bored, log off, then log back on 5 minutes later to see if anything has happened
* 6. You refresh your news feed, even though it does it for you automatically, just incase!
* 7. Half your conversations begin with ‘did you see on facebook…’
* 8. You cant sleep at night so spend hours on fb looking at randomers pages and photos
* 9. Your friend introduces you to someone you’ve never physically met before but you already feel like you know them cause you’re friends on fb
* 10. You’re in a rush to go out anywhere, but still find time to log in and check to see if anything has happened
* 11. You come off facebook ‘for the night’ but find yourself back on within five minutes
* 12. You take your laptop into the bathroom with you so you can browse Facebook while you’re on the loo
* 13. You meet someone new and your first thought is I wonder if they’re on facebook and will add me as a friend

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  1. Emir
    August 8th, 2010 at 02:16 | #1

    dammit im adicted to facebook

  2. gimp
    August 19th, 2010 at 12:00 | #2

    Well the birthday thing is true

  3. Anonymous
    October 17th, 2010 at 14:41 | #3

    ohhh my i need to go to fscebook rehab*hangs head in shame*

  4. jordannn
    January 14th, 2011 at 12:53 | #4

    im addicted!!but i dont do 12 i know that for sure:))

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