15 THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T DO ON FACEBÒÓK
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1. Do not abuse the Facebook status feature. It specifically says “What’s on your mind?”…not “What are you currently doing every five minutes of your life”.
2. Do not become a fan of Facebook pages that don’t apply to you. People are just going to laugh when you are joining Facebook pages such as ‘I love morning sex’ or ‘Unexpected blowjobs’ when you are still clearly a virgin.
3. Do not like your own statuses or photos otherwise I think people are going to think you’re a little bit sad. Although, that’s my opinion.
4. Do not send silly gifts on Facebook applications. Yes…we are very grateful you considered sending us a kitten or a hug…but how about sending me something in real life?
5. Do not post attention seeking statuses. This includes making up stories such as your grandmother falling down the stairs to get people to comment and like your status.
6. Do not post indirect, subliminal statuses. If you are in love with ‘him’ and ‘he’ is constantly on your mind, do us all a freaking favour and tell him for heaven’s sake! This includes b***hing about someone without writing the person’s name. We all want to know who the d**khead is thank you very much.
7. Do not, if you have Facebook on your mobile, post a photo of everything you eat during your daily adventures.
8. Do not add someone, then post “Sorry…random add!” on the wall. You clearly thought that person was nice looking…but you shouldn’t be adding people you don’t know anyway.
9. Do not have false middle names. You are not ‘James Bedrock Goldstone’ or ‘Mandy JustinBieber Riddles’.
10. Do not put an apostrophe in your name (such as ‘George Harrold’) just to appear first on your friend’s chat list.
11. Do not tag all your friends in a ‘supposedly funny’ photo you discovered on Google Images.
12. Do not have false profile pictures. It’s an insult to make us think you’re a Pokémon.
13. Do not ask people to comment or ‘like’ your photos of yourself. I refuse to explain myself with this one.
14. Do not have your relationship status set to “It’s complicated”. If your relationship is so damned complicated that you have to identify it as such on your Facebook profile, get the hell off Facebook and go fix your relationship.
15. Do not import your ‘tweets’ from Twitter. If we wanted to read your tweets…we would have Twitter accounts wouldn’t we?
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Do not have false profile pictures. It’s an insult to make us think you’re a Pokémon.
hahaha nicely done.
16. Don’t make shitty groups that force you to join before you can see the content.
I have an issue with 12. I am thoroughly enjoying being Awesome Link. Screw the rest of you
15. Do not import your ‘tweets’ from Twitter. If we wanted to read your tweets…we would have Twitter accounts wouldn’t we?
Too true
3. Do not like your own statuses or photos otherwise I think people are going to think you’re a little bit sad. Although, that’s my opinion.
There are exceptions to this rule. One of my photos is of me holding my son when he was about 3 years old. I’m looking at him, and he’s looking at me. I “liked” the photo because it’s on of my favorites of him and me.
Granted Too many losers click like on every “Myspace pose” picture they got in their arsenal of photo albulms, and that’s just overdoing it, so I understand why this rule is included.
my personal feelings on this is im gonna do what the hell i want so stop being a winy little bitch and move on with yo shitty life and stop creating shitty lists
I would agree with #14
so true.
these are all annoying urgh. i totally get what u mean.
If you go online every nite just to go to links and bitch and moan about them, get a fucking life. We’ll do wat we want, and you can do wat you want without being an asshole, got it?
Don’t like every single page you see, especially the ones where you cannot see shit because they’re so long.
14 is meann
16. Never make survey groups *ahem*.
THANK YOU! Now I know i’m not alone in feeling this way! #16 don’t have a wall-to-wall with your ‘best’ friend who met 2 days ago, arguing over who’s the hottest. #17 don’t comment on every girls photo saying ‘OMG You’re soooooo pretty!” when really, the photos tacky, they’re making a retarded face, and the lighting is awful.
the person who wrote this is mean when they try to prove a point…
#16 stop copying and pasting chain stuff on your wall. He’s not a hacker, we know people with disabilities are real people, we know you love your mother, father, brother, pets etc. It’s annoying when you get 100 times the same spam status updates
Well what if I am a Pokémon?
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Seriously, everyone I have added knows what I look like. Maybe I want something that looks cooler than my boring old face, hm? I’ll make my profile picture whatever the hell I want, kthxbai.
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#12 is just plain stupid.