10 Things He’s Thinking on the First Date
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10. “Don’t embarrass yourself and ask a lot of questions!”
9. “Will she think it’s cheesy if I open the car door, or will she think I’m a true gentleman?”
8. “What the hell is she doing with a guy like me?!”
7. “What?! She’s a vegetarian?! What am I going to feed this girl”
6. “If things go well, when is the next time I should call her?”
5. “I hope she laughs at my jokes.”
4. “What are some topics to keep the conversation going?”
3. “If I take her to a scary movie, will she hold my arm?”
2. “Don’t screw up! Don’t screw up! Don’t screw up!”
1. “Am I going to get lucky tonight?”
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I wonder if she will stroke me off all over her face.
@Maek
douche bag. all i have to say to that.
Some of these come off as insecure, especially #1, don’t put out on the first date…