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10 Things He’s Thinking on the First Date

April 25th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

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10. “Don’t embarrass yourself and ask a lot of questions!”

9. “Will she think it’s cheesy if I open the car door, or will she think I’m a true gentleman?”

8. “What the hell is she doing with a guy like me?!”

7. “What?! She’s a vegetarian?! What am I going to feed this girl”

6. “If things go well, when is the next time I should call her?”

5. “I hope she laughs at my jokes.”

4. “What are some topics to keep the conversation going?”

3. “If I take her to a scary movie, will she hold my arm?”

2. “Don’t screw up! Don’t screw up! Don’t screw up!”

1. “Am I going to get lucky tonight?”

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  1. Maek
    April 26th, 2010 at 22:50 | #1

    I wonder if she will stroke me off all over her face.

  2. Marzipan
    April 28th, 2010 at 12:14 | #2

    @Maek
    douche bag. all i have to say to that.

  3. Anonymous
    May 3rd, 2010 at 15:34 | #3

    Some of these come off as insecure, especially #1, don’t put out on the first date…