10 Easy Ways to Impress Chicks
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1. Pull out your guitar. Bonus points if you can play any John Mayer or Jack Johnson song.
2. Show off pictures of your pet (or find a random animal picture online). Girls will go crazy over an adorable kitten or puppy. It shows you’re a loving guy
3. Mention the fact that you love volunteering to help underprivileged, starving children. Volunteering with senior citizens works too.
4. Speak with an accent…British/Australian/Irish work extremely well.
5. Buy her a classy drink like red wine or champagne.
6. Blush and say you’re a mama’s boy. Girls think guys who treat their moms well will treat their girlfriends well too.
7. Do something valiant, like kill a spider or open a jar of spaghetti sauce for a girl.
8. Buy food from a restaurant and put it on dinner plates. Pretend you made it yourself, gloat and watch girl drop panties.
9. Wear tight fitting pants and stuff a sock into the front of your pants.
10. Tell her your favorite movie is The Notebook and that aren’t too manly to admit that you cried at the end.
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I would run away… I want masculinity in my man. And so do other girls. Just to let you know.
yea this will work if your a sensitive fag
8 and 9. dont need 9.
I would say im a sensitive enough guy, but i agree with mr.anonymous, you have to be a special kind of fag to pull this shit, if you do this, chances are you dig guys
Re: no.4, I definitely prefer a British accent to an American one…but then I’m British
I really hope this is a joke….If you don’t do stuff like this naturally, then don’t try this because it will only make the girl question your sexuality. Great laugh, nonetheless
all of these EXCEPT the last three. especially 10, the notebook is stupid…
i think 1 and 4 are good. for the other ones, i would either say man up, or that’s b.s.
The sock has to come out sometime Junior
Pfft! If a guy did any of this crap I’d immediately assume he was either trying to get in my pants (especially #3) or highly effeminate; I’m with Jen- I want a man, not a sensitive fag.
2 and 7 seem kind of reasonable, honestly.
Haha. “Do something valiant, like kill a spider or open a jar of spagetti sauce.” If a guy considers that valiant, he’s a definitely fucking your brother. What a joke haha
Yeah some of these are too far :/ id know he was faking, or id be worried! lol
FUCK!
I thought this could be the one thing I needed. But these comments have shattered my confidence in this list. Back to the basement.
i dunno if this is a joke or not ay.. “John Mayer or Jack Johnson song”.. what the fuck is that shit.. and in any case you sorta gotta sing those songs in my opinion.. and perfect way too put off a girl is too sing like a wanker.. not worth the risk to try sing infront of chicks.
Tell her your a mamas boy? Lie about making dinner? Put a fucking sock down your pants? Whos the loser who made this list?
I agree with MAEK lol XD I want a real man! not a fag… but the mammas boy thing is cute X) I would laugh lol.
I’d run a fucking mile
Everyone and their mother plays the guitar these days. How is that impresive? Plus, they should like men who act like men, not women.
Um. Yeah. Wow. I hate John Mayer and Jack Johnson(though that’s just my opinion). Trust me, if you can play one of Matthew Bellamy’s(Muse) riffs I go crazy, but that’s not a requirement. Honestly if you’re just being yourself, and you are confident in that fact then you’re set. Girls actually go crazy for a nice, but confident guy. And if you tell me that you’re favorite movie is The Notebook I’d question your sanity, and then give you crap about your second favorite movie being Twilight. Be yourself, that’s the best advice. Fuck these fucked up lists.
1 and 3 are good. the rest are plain bull$h!t
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Speaking with a Brit accent is cool. It would work most of the time.
The Notebook sucks and I hate guys who wear tight pants. Also, I don’t care too much for Australian accents (granted, I live in Australia).
I think lists like this are stupid because not all women are the same. All women want different things in a guy, there’s no surefire way to get a woman. Just saying.
Kill a spider? Seriously?